This distinguished group consists of Ballhairs. We've got a a ballhair peligroso. He'd like you to know that he's an actuarial sciences major that gets a little angry after consuming a bottle of Ice 101 and tries to eat other ballhairs. Cool. There's a pressed and permed ballhair. His ballhair extends from the great state of Texas all the way to his girlfriend in Maryland. Hi, we're in Maryland. His mouth is rather large and you can find him with a Miller Lite in hand screaming at the television while his 3 team parlay falls apart. We also have Houdini's ballhair. Houdini's ballhair vanishes faster than biscuits, jelly, and butter in our fridge when the stoner squad does what they do best. Last but not least, we have the original ballhair himself, balls deep ballhair. 12" around...think about it. This particular ballhair is quite "sucio" and popular among girls of all ages, whether it be grade schoolers or grade school teachers. Great video by the way. For those of you aspiring to become a ballhair, stop because you can't join the group. The ladies have asked us to keep it trim because they floss in the morning, not at night.