Uncle Leon and his ever-nagging wife, Aunt Lenore, went on vacation in Jerusalem.  While they were there, Lenore, unfortunately, passed away.  The...
So Uncle Eustice and Aunt Edna walked into the dentist's office t'other day and he says to the dentist, he says, "Doc, I'm in one heck of a hurry, "I...
Birthday Reminder from the Calendar of boscoe_brothers http://groups.yahoo.com/group/boscoe_brothers/cal Mikie~!!! Monday June 21, 2004 All Day (This event...
 ...each of them carrying a dead 'possum under each of their wings. The stewardess looks at them and says, "I'm sorry, gentleman, only one carrion...
A lady inserted an ad in the classifieds: "Husband Wanted" Next day she received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: "You can have mine." More...
The Yankee zoo has signs on the cages with the scientific and common names while the Southern zoo has just the common names... ... and recipes! More later......
What is the difference between a Northern fairy tale and a Southern fairy tale? The Northern fairy tale starts out "Once upon a time..." and the Southern fairy...
Why did the chicken cross the road? More later... Roscoe ________________________________ Artificial Intelligence ain't no match for Natural Stupidity. ...
Why'd the 'possum cross the road? To teach the squirrel that you don't have to zig-zag More later...  Roscoe  ________________________________ Artificial...
What do you call a dog with no legs?  It don't matter what you call him, he can't come. More later... Roscoe ________________________________ Artificial...
How many fiddle players does it take to eat an 'possum?  More later... Roscoe ________________________________ Artificial Intelligence ain't no match for...
During my physical, my doctor asked me about my daily activity level, and so I described a typical day this way:  "Well, yesterday afternoon, I waded along...
Some people never seem motivated to participate, but are just content to watch others do the work. They are called "Speck Taters." Some people never do...
As a joke, my brother used to hang a pair of panty hose over his fireplace before Christmas. He said all he wanted was for Santa to fill them. What they say...
We're all pretty much familiar with a Herd of cows, a Flock of chickens, a School of fish and a Gaggle of geese. However, less widely known is a Pride of...
Seems the Presidentwas touring the countryside in his chauffeur-driven limo.  Suddenly, one of Rupert Boscoe's donkeys jumps out onto the road, they hit it...
Next time you are lost in the woods, locate the nearest Opossum tracks and follow them...  They will surely lead you to the road! More later... Roscoe ...
Brother Bobby-Lee Boscoe, the Baptist, reports from Bainbridge, on this Scottish painter named Smokey Macgregor who was very interested in making a penny...
Little Buddy Boscoe asked his daddy, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?" His daddy replied, "I don't know, son, I'm still paying." More later......
Ol' Uncle Beutner Boscoe got stopped by the po-lice around 1 a.m. t'other night and was asked where he was going at that time of night.  Beutne replied,...
Top 10 Things You Shouldn’t Say To The Police  Cops are often the target for some pretty nasty verbal ammunition.  In fact, they endure some things that...
At the church social last weekend, Granny Gertrude Boscoe was overheard talking to Mavis Martendale... "Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong...
You have two choices in life: You can stay single and be miserable, or get married and wish you were dead. More later... Roscoe Artificial Intelligence ain't...
If you want to be successful in your career endeavors, simply read on: If: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z  can be represented as: A B...
After being away on business, Buford Boscoe thought it would be nice to bring his wife Mavis a little gift. "How about some perfume?" he asked the cosmetics...
Did you ever wonder why there are no dead penguins on the ice in Antarctica - where do they go? Wonder no more ! ! ! It is a known fact that the penguin is a...
The following day, despite the sadness that weighed heavily on his heart due to the unfortunate death of the armless campanologist, the bishop continued his...
After Quasimodo's death, the bishop of the Cathedral of Notre Dame sent word through the streets of Paris that a new bell ringer was needed. The bishop decided...
