~ Nobody will ever win the Battle of the Sexes. There's just too much... Answer!!! http://ilovehowdy.blogspot.com/ Updated frequently during the day!!! ...
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Aug 2, 2005 1:34 pm
Letter From A Farm Kid - Now At Paris Island Marine Corps Recruit Depot . Dear Ma and Pa: I am well. Hope you are. Tell Brother Walt and Brother Elmer that the...
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Aug 3, 2005 12:52 pm
TOP 10 UNC INVENTIONS Here!!! http://ilovehowdy.blogspot.com/ Updated frequently during the day!!! *********************** English Non-Sense There is no egg in...
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Aug 4, 2005 12:35 pm
"Doctor!" whined the UNC student, "I keep seeing spots before my eyes." Here!!! http://ilovehowdy.blogspot.com/ Updated frequently during the day!!! ...
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Aug 5, 2005 12:13 pm
One day, a hubby decided to wash his sweatshirt. Seconds after he stepped up to the washing machine, he shouted to his wife, "Honey, what setting do I use on...
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Aug 6, 2005 1:41 pm
A lifeboat was called out to rescue a yacht in trouble. The coast guard, trying to get the yacht's location, called it on the radio. "What is your position? ...
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Aug 8, 2005 12:58 pm
How can a pregnant woman tell that she's carrying a future lawyer? Answer!!! http://ilovehowdy.blogspot.com/ Updated frequently during the day!!! ...
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Aug 9, 2005 12:22 pm
A young UNC grad met her maiden aunt downtown for lunch one afternoon and during the meal, the older woman asked her niece to deposit a paycheck for her at the...
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Aug 10, 2005 11:58 am
"I had the toughest time of my life. First, I got angina pectoris and then arteriosclerosis. Just as I was recovering from these... TheRestOfTheStory ...
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Aug 11, 2005 12:01 pm
After much urging by his wife, Uncle Joe applied for work on a farm. The foreman decided to give him a try and told him to milk a cow, equipping him with a...
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Aug 12, 2005 12:13 pm
A UNC student walks into a dentist's office and says, "Excuse me, can you help me. I think I'm a moth." "You don't need a dentist. You need a psychiatrist." ...
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Aug 13, 2005 7:31 pm
My parents have been married for almost 40 years. Whenever anyone asks my Dad how they've stayed married for so long, he claims they are compatible. They both ...
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Aug 22, 2005 12:29 pm
A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store in Chapel Hill, but couldn't find one big enough for her family. She asked a stock boy who...
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Aug 23, 2005 1:56 pm
A UNC student is driving around in her red sports car that her Dad purchased for her and suddenly gets pulled over by the police. The policeman approaches the...
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Aug 24, 2005 12:05 pm
The Game Warden stopped a UNC grad deer hunter and asked to see his hunting license. "This is last year's license," the warden informed him. TheRestOfTheStory ...
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Aug 25, 2005 12:02 pm
From a passenger ship, everyone can see a thin bearded man on a small island, shouting and desperately waving his hands. "Who is it on that island?" a...
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Aug 26, 2005 12:15 pm
A UNC grad was having some physical problems and his doctor told him that he had to drink warm water one hour before breakfast. At the end of a week he...
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Aug 29, 2005 2:19 pm
Dr. Franklin finished examining Matilda and went into the hallway to talk to her husband Bernie. "I don't want to alarm you," he said to Bernie, "but I don't...
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Aug 30, 2005 1:53 pm
Shhhhh, here are answers to next week's vocabulary test at UNC: Answers!!! http://ilovehowdy.blogspot.com/ Updated frequently during the day!!! ...
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Aug 31, 2005 12:34 pm
A UNC student was terribly overweight, so his doctor put him on a diet. "I want you to eat regularly for 2 days, then skip a day, and repeat this procedure for...
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Sep 1, 2005 3:20 pm
Questions For You: . 1) What part of the strawberry plant is the true fruit? 2) What was the first sport to be filmed - and who filmed it? 3) On what planet is...
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Sep 2, 2005 1:24 pm
Howdy was recently walking through the jungle & found a huge dead dinosaur with a UNC student standing beside it. Amazed, Howdy asked: "Did you kill that?"....
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Sep 6, 2005 12:36 pm
A young lady visited the matchmaker for marriage and requested - "I'm looking for a spouse. Can you please help me to find a suitable one?" The marriage...
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Sep 7, 2005 12:31 pm
A UNC student gave up on Computer Dating after... TheRestOfTheStory http://ilovehowdy.blogspot.com/ Updated frequently during the day!!! ...
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Sep 8, 2005 1:41 pm
One night a UNC student found a magic lamp, picked it up, rubbed it and a Genie appeared. "Your wish is my command," said the Genie. "Well, there is one...
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Sep 9, 2005 12:19 pm
Q: How do you sink a submarine full of UNC grads? Answer http://ilovehowdy.blogspot.com/ Updated frequently during the day!!! ...
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Sep 12, 2005 2:17 pm
A Duke, N.C. State & UNC grads were trying out for a new NASA experiment on sending women to different planets. First, they called the N.C. State grad in and...
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Sep 13, 2005 1:13 pm
"I play golf in the low 80's," the little old man was telling one of the young boys at the club. "Wow," said the young man, "that's pretty impressive."...
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Sep 14, 2005 12:57 pm
A UNC student went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, "Where's the self-help section?" HerAnswer http://ilovehowdy.blogspot.com/ Updated...
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Sep 15, 2005 1:51 pm
A cop saw a UNC grad down on her knees under a streetlight. "Can I help you?" he asked. Replied the UNC grad, "I dropped my diamond ring and I'm looking for...
