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Dearest Friends,

After much thought, I have decided
to leave 'Thought & Humor'.

The reasons are many but they all
boil down to this: Nobody writes me
anymore so it must mean that you
don't like me or my UNC jokes:O(

I was hoping people would contact
me by posting a kind message in
the "comments" on this blog but
no one has.

Goodbye,

Howdy

P.S. All of you liberals & terrorist
can now be happy because I am
giving up. You have finally won
after 12 years of publishing...

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#1881

From: CNN sNEWS Exclusive <thoughthumor@...>
Date: Wed Apr 1, 2009 2:36 pm
Subject: Professor Howdy Resigns - Effective Immediately

thoughthumor@...

Dearest Friends,

After much thought, I have decided
to leave 'Thought & Humor'.

The reasons are many but they all
boil down to this: Nobody writes me
anymore so it must mean that you
don't like me or my UNC jokes:O(

I was hoping people would contact
me by posting a kind message in
the "comments" on this blog but
no one has.

Goodbye,
Howdy

P.S. All of you liberals & terrorist
can now be happy because I am
giving up. You have finally won
after 12 years of publishing...

COMMENTS:
http://www.momurl.com/YourComments/

Professor Howdy Resigns - Effective Immediately

Professor Howdy Resigns - Effective Immediately

Professor Howdy Resigns - Effective Immediately

Dearest Friends,

After much thought, I have decided

to leave 'Thought & Humor'.

The reasons are many but they all

boil down to this: Nobody writes me

anymore so it must mean that you

don't like me or my UNC jokes:O(

I was hoping people would contact

me by posting a kind message in

the "comments" on this blog but

no one has.

Goodbye,

Howdy

P.S. All of you liberals & terrorist

can now be happy because I am

giving up. You have finally won

after 12 years of publishing...

COMMENTS:

Professor Howdy Resigns - Effective Immediately

Professor Howdy Resigns - Effective Immediately

Professor Howdy Resigns - Effective Immediately

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#1882

From: NBC sNEWS Exclusive <thoughthumor@...>
Date: Thu Apr 2, 2009 3:19 pm
Subject: .UNC Prof Visit.

thoughthumor@...

http://www.redoityourself.com/uploads/images/FallingDownHouse.jpg

A UNC student's English prof paid a visit to
his house one day. When the student opened
the door, he asked...

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#1883

From: NBC sNEWS Exclusive <thoughthumor@...>
Date: Thu Apr 2, 2009 3:39 pm
Subject: Escalator Problem

thoughthumor@...

Recently, while I was on a shopping
trip in a department store in Chapel
Hill, N.C., I overheard a student talking
on her cell phone while we were both
on the down escalator...

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No trees were killed in the posting of this message.
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That's why I had to pass this on --
I didn't want to risk it.

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A Spurious Abreaction Route
or translated for UNC readers:
A Hammy Hubba-Hubba

All of us, at one time or another, have experienced
the strange physiological reaction of zygomatic
stimulation and subsequent larynx strain.

This strain upsets the respiratory system, which
results in deep, noisy gasps. The mouth opens
and closes as the lungs struggle for oxygen.

The struggle for oxygen causes the face to turn
various shades of red and strange, unique noises
emerge from deep within. What is this strange,
physiological reaction I am describing? It is laughter!

We normally associate laughter with humor. But,
gelotology, the study of laughter, suggests another
trigger for laughter called the incongruity theory.

This theory suggests that laughter arises when logic
and familiarity are replaced by things that don't normally
go together--when we expect one outcome and another
happens. Generally speaking, our minds and bodies
anticipate what's going to happen and how it's going
to end based on logical thought, emotion, and our past
experience. But, when circumstances go in unexpected
directions, our thoughts and emotions suddenly have
to switch gears and laughter emerges out of the tension
between what we expect--and what actually happens.
- - Margaret Manning
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#1884

From: ABC sNEWS Release Video <thoughthumor@...>
Date: Thu Apr 2, 2009 8:28 pm
Subject: Funny Printer Video

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#1885

From: ABC sNEWS Release Video <thoughthumor@...>
Date: Fri Apr 3, 2009 1:01 pm
Subject: Fix That Leak - Happy Weekend

thoughthumor@...

http://www.funnypostcard.com/dog/starman_dog_soup.jpg

A UNC grad had a leak in the roof
over his dining room, so he called
a repairman to take a look at it.
"When did you first notice the leak?"
the repairman inquired...

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#1886

From: ABC sNEWS Release <thoughthumor@...>
Date: Fri Apr 3, 2009 1:20 pm
Subject: Tough Old Cowboy

thoughthumor@...

A tough old cowboy once counseled
his grandson that if he wanted to live
a long life, the secret was...

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#1887

From: ABC sNEWS Release <thoughthumor@...>
Date: Fri Apr 3, 2009 1:31 pm
Subject: Tough Old Cowboy

thoughthumor@...

A tough old cowboy once counseled
his grandson that if he wanted to live
a long life, the secret was...

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#1888

From: ABC sNEWS Release Video <thoughthumor@...>
Date: Fri Apr 3, 2009 6:04 pm
Subject: Live Action Simpsons Video

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#1889

From: ABC sNEWS Release <thoughthumor@...>
Date: Mon Apr 6, 2009 4:22 pm
Subject: Press Conference Scheduled Tonight At 9 PM EDT

thoughthumor@...

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3229/2452578533_8f3c260673.jpg

* The President has scheduled a News Conference
tonight at 9 pm EDT on the N. Korea missile crisis.
Basketball Championship Game preempted...

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#1890

From: NBC sNEWS Exclusive <thoughthumor@...>
Date: Mon Apr 6, 2009 4:43 pm
Subject: UNC Measurement

thoughthumor@...

Why do UNC students put rulers
on their foreheads?

ANSWERS:
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mailings, you aren't one of
these ISP's immolations:O)

There is more to 'T & H' than meets the casual eye -
Click on any blog picture for just such an example:O)
Sometimes it's even a slight bit controversial...

O.K. To Pass On To Friends/Family/Fellow Workers/
Fellow Students/Fellow Faculty

No trees were killed in the posting of this message.
However a large number of electrons were terribly
inconvenienced...

If you find this blog
helpful/enjoyable,
please forward it to
your family & many
friends who may not
be receiving this
free service from
Dr. Howdy!

*Click on the tiny white envelope -
with an arrow pointing to the right -
just below any thought, humor, or
cartoon on the main page of this
award winning blog...

Thanks/Grazias/Dank/Merci/Danke/Grazie,
Prof. Howdy

Tell four people about this blog
and you will lose two pounds.
Tell all the people you know (or
ever knew), and you will lose 10
pounds. If you ignore this message,
you will gain 10 pounds immediately.

That's why I had to pass this on --
I didn't want to risk it.

Prof Howdy

*************************

Tell four people about this blog
and you will gain 2 new friends.
Tell all the people you know (or
ever knew), and you will gain 10
new friends. If you ignore this
message, you will lose your best
friend immediately.

That's why I had to pass this on --
I didn't want to risk it.

Prof Howdy

'Thought & Humor' Videos- often polemical
but never tasteless/unrefined/uncouth/ribald!

A Spurious Abreaction Route
or translated for UNC readers:
A Hammy Hubba-Hubba

All of us, at one time or another, have experienced
the strange physiological reaction of zygomatic
stimulation and subsequent larynx strain.

This strain upsets the respiratory system, which
results in deep, noisy gasps. The mouth opens
and closes as the lungs struggle for oxygen.

The struggle for oxygen causes the face to turn
various shades of red and strange, unique noises
emerge from deep within. What is this strange,
physiological reaction I am describing? It is laughter!

We normally associate laughter with humor. But,
gelotology, the study of laughter, suggests another
trigger for laughter called the incongruity theory.

This theory suggests that laughter arises when logic
and familiarity are replaced by things that don't normally
go together--when we expect one outcome and another
happens. Generally speaking, our minds and bodies
anticipate what's going to happen and how it's going
to end based on logical thought, emotion, and our past
experience. But, when circumstances go in unexpected
directions, our thoughts and emotions suddenly have
to switch gears and laughter emerges out of the tension
between what we expect--and what actually happens.
- - Margaret Manning
----------------------------------------

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#1891

From: NBC sNEWS Exclusive Video <thoughthumor@...>
Date: Mon Apr 6, 2009 8:40 pm
Subject: Funny Dog Commercial

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#1892

From: NBC sNEWS Exclusive <thoughthumor@...>
Date: Tue Apr 7, 2009 2:07 pm
Subject: UNC Court

thoughthumor@...

http://images.ientrymail.com/securitypronews/021506judge.jpg

Traffic Court Judge: "And, when you crashed
into the stop sign, ma'am, just what...

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#1893

From: NBC sNEWS Exclusive <thoughthumor@...>
Date: Tue Apr 7, 2009 2:31 pm
Subject: Your Speeding Ticket!

thoughthumor@...

A UNC student is driving around in her
red sports car and suddenly gets pulled
over by the police.

The policeman approaches the car holding
the ticket and pen ready and says...

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#1894

From: University Administration <thoughthumor@...>
Date: Mon Apr 13, 2009 3:57 pm
Subject: True UNC Woman!

thoughthumor@...

http://www.pastorkarl.com/uploaded_images/SA700184-703519.jpg

It was a hot and humid afternoon, when
I decided to visit my girl friend, Susie who
was a recent UNC grad. Beautiful and resourceful...

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#1895

From: ABC sNEWS Release <thoughthumor@...>
Date: Mon Apr 13, 2009 4:15 pm
Subject: New Doctor's Office

thoughthumor@...

I was helping a buddy of mine,
who was an orthopedic surgeon,
move to his new office, and using
my car to help transport some of
his office equipment.

I had decided to position his somewhat
fragile display skeleton strapped into...

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#1896

From: ABC sNEWS Release <thoughthumor@...>
Date: Tue Apr 14, 2009 2:38 pm
Subject: Your Bank Statement Balance

thoughthumor@...

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I'm not saying that the customer service
in a certain Chapel Hill bank is bad, but...

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#1897

From: ABC sNEWS Release <thoughthumor@...>
Date: Tue Apr 14, 2009 2:56 pm
Subject: New Car At UNC

thoughthumor@...

"I see you bought a new car.
What's the make?"

"A Perndle."

"I've never heard of a Perndle
before."

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There is more to 'T & H' than meets the casual eye -
Click on any blog picture for just such an example:O)
Sometimes it's even a slight bit controversial...

O.K. To Pass On To Friends/Family/Fellow Workers/
Fellow Students/Fellow Faculty

No trees were killed in the posting of this message.
However a large number of electrons were terribly
inconvenienced...

If you find this blog
helpful/enjoyable,
please forward it to
your family & many
friends who may not
be receiving this
free service from
Dr. Howdy!

*Click on the tiny white envelope -
with an arrow pointing to the right -
just below any thought, humor, or
cartoon on the main page of this
award winning blog...

Thanks/Grazias/Dank/Merci/Danke/Grazie,
Prof. Howdy

Tell four people about this blog
and you will lose two pounds.
Tell all the people you know (or
ever knew), and you will lose 10
pounds. If you ignore this message,
you will gain 10 pounds immediately.

That's why I had to pass this on --
I didn't want to risk it.

Prof Howdy

*************************

Tell four people about this blog
and you will gain 2 new friends.
Tell all the people you know (or
ever knew), and you will gain 10
new friends. If you ignore this
message, you will lose your best
friend immediately.

That's why I had to pass this on --
I didn't want to risk it.

Prof Howdy

'Thought & Humor' Videos - often polemical
but never tasteless/unrefined/uncouth/ribald!

A Spurious Abreaction Route
or translated for UNC readers:
A Hammy Hubba-Hubba

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#1898

From: "CNN P.C. NEWS Urgent Release" <professor_ridiculous@...>
Date: Tue Apr 14, 2009 8:31 pm
Subject: Funny Visual Puns

professor_ridiculous@...

Look at the pictures,
then try to figure out
what each represents:

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#1899

From: University Administration <dr_of_jocular@...>
Date: Wed Apr 15, 2009 2:36 pm
Subject: Luncheon Today - Please Be On Time

dr_of_jocular@...

http://static.flickr.com/82/269574159_5c08123793_m.jpg

A noted psychiatrist was a guest
at a luncheon at UNC, and his hostess
naturally broached the subject in which
the doctor was most at ease. "Would
you mind telling me...

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#1900

From: NBC sNEWS Exclusive Video <dr_of_jocular@...>
Date: Wed Apr 15, 2009 7:41 pm
Subject: Trunk Monkey Funny Video

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#1901

From: NBC sNEWS Exclusive Video <dr_of_jocular@...>
Date: Thu Apr 16, 2009 2:12 pm
Subject: Anti-Christian Poster

dr_of_jocular@...

See Poster:
http://www.momurl.com/AntiChristianPoster/

Who's happy about this:

1) ACLU
2) Michael Moore
3) Muslim Terrorist
4) Iran's Government & Clergy
5) Most House Democrats
6) Senate Democrats
7) Obama Administration
8) Most Educators
9) Liberals
10) Liberal Pastors
11) Newsweek Magazine
12) CBS, CNN, ABC, and NBC

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#1902

From: University Admin Office <dr_of_jocular@...>
Date: Thu Apr 16, 2009 2:27 pm
Subject: Learning To Fly At UNC

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A UNC grad is on board a small two-
seater plane for Flying Lesson #1
when suddenly...

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#1903

From: NBC sNEWS Exclusive Video <dr_of_jocular@...>
Date: Thu Apr 16, 2009 8:16 pm
Subject: Funny Coast Guard Rescue Video

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#1904

From: NBC sNEWS Exclusive <dr_of_jocular@...>
Date: Fri Apr 17, 2009 2:17 pm
Subject: Opportunity Knocking

dr_of_jocular@...

A UNC grad's wife clipped a job
listing out of the paper for him.
She said it wasn't much to...

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listing out of the paper for him.

She said it wasn't much to...

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listing out of the paper for him.

Opportunity Knocking

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#1905

From: NBC sNEWS Exclusive <dr_of_jocular@...>
Date: Fri Apr 17, 2009 2:29 pm
Subject: Opportunity Knocking - Happy Weekend

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#1906

From: NBC sNEWS Exclusive <dr_of_jocular@...>
Date: Fri Apr 17, 2009 2:51 pm
Subject: Two Retired UNC Profs

dr_of_jocular@...

Two retired UNC professors were vacationing with
their wives at a hotel in the North Carolina mountains.
They were sitting on...

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#1907

From: "CNN P.C. NEWS Urgent Release" <dr_of_jocular@...>
Date: Fri Apr 17, 2009 8:04 pm
Subject: Top 10 Jackie Chan Stunts

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#1908

From: ABC sNEWS Release Video <dr_of_jocular@...>
Date: Fri Apr 17, 2009 8:16 pm
Subject: Top 10 Jackie Chan Stunts...

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#1909

From: ABC sNEWS Release <dr_of_jocular@...>
Date: Mon Apr 20, 2009 2:18 pm
Subject: Tequila At UNC

dr_of_jocular@...

A UNC student asked and received help from
a librarian on how to use the card catalog. In
a little while, the UNC student approached the
librarian again...

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