The Legion Of Dancing Carrots was originally formed sometime in 1994, and has been disbanded since sometime around 1996/97. There were over 50 members at our peak, impressive, I know. My loyal compatriot Stromboli, Professor of Pasta, now lives next to a lake, mountin' air. There has been no trace of our founder, The Great Totoro a.k.a. "Pumpkin King" for at least 3 years, or any other member for that matter! No sign of obscure members like Brother Ashtray, or even regulars like The Great Chinka-fish a.k.a. "Chinkador" a.k.a. "Dorkulese" (Update: Chinka-fish is, in fact, working in the Garden State Plaza, at the Ticketmaster booth, although I would rather not talk to him). Avoid Brother Goldfish a.k.a. "Divad Noid", at all costs! Only I, El Pollo Loco, Leader of the Chickens remain to carry on the name of The Leigon Of Dancing Carrots. There was one member spotted recently, but because of large amounts of ganja, I can't remember his name.