And Moses looked upon the Lord and said ... "We are your chosen people and you want us to cut the tips off OUR WHAT!???" How do we know Adam was a baptist? ...
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Mr.Natural
natural.mr642
Sep 6, 2010 3:59 pm
One day in the Garden of Eden, Eve calls out to God, "Lord, I have a problem!" "What's the problem, Eve?" "Lord, I know you created me and provided this...
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Mr.Natural
natural.mr642
Sep 6, 2010 4:00 pm
And she handed him that nice juicy apple. Nice to chow in? Yea, the bible is all metaphors....
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NoGoodGods@...
daveaw692003
Sep 6, 2010 4:39 pm
_natural.mr642@..._ (mailto:natural.mr642@...) writes: And she handed him that nice juicy apple. Nice to chow in? Yea, the bible is all...
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Deborah Paar
dp55322
Sep 7, 2010 3:24 am
That almost got me in tears! Awesome! ... From: Mr.Natural <natural.mr642@...> Subject: [FT-HUMOR] Adam and Eve To: FT-HUMOR@yahoogroups.com Date:...
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Mr.Natural
natural.mr642
Sep 7, 2010 12:44 pm
Oh, you girls just cry all the time. Love you though....
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tigerfan158@...
gatorsden999
Sep 10, 2010 12:16 am
What if Granny is down in Hell, drinking beer, smoking joints, and jumping demons like a rabbit in Montanna? ... From: donnajgore To: FT-HUMOR@yahoogroups.com ...
That's a great one, Donna. I'll have to see if I can top you. Er, you know top you is only figurative? Um, it isn't like I meant you or I could be on top....
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Mr.Natural
natural.mr642
Sep 10, 2010 12:20 pm
I find this to be a glowing testament to religious exchange. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TVc2ymSfGOU&has_verified=1...
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HumanCarol
Sep 11, 2010 8:56 pm
read some of the comments here and post your own, too: http://suggestions.yahoo.com/detail/?prop=groups&fid=210745 ... posted on creationevolutiondebate (where...
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Mr.Natural
natural.mr642
Sep 12, 2010 4:27 am
Beginning about two years ago I noticed I was being increasingly monitored. I got so sick of it I actually went off the web for about three months only to find...
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samoffat
Sep 12, 2010 1:16 pm
New Yorker Sept 6 article on the above - a scary , informative and well-written article about how deeply fundamentalist, evangelical, radical religion has...
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Mr.Natural
natural.mr642
Sep 12, 2010 10:09 pm
You should start sporting some of these spiffy t-shirts. Just make sure you watch your back. http://loljesus.com/?page_id=105...
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tigerfan158@...
gatorsden999
Sep 12, 2010 10:11 pm
The idiot in Florida who planed to burn the Koran should be locked up for being stupid. Consider this: If the Muslims around the world decided to burn the...
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Mr.Natural
natural.mr642
Sep 13, 2010 1:32 am
The thing about cult members I remember was they were so easy to mess with. I was there same as you tigerfan. They lived in a constant state of paranoia. Try...
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NoGoodGods@...
daveaw692003
Sep 13, 2010 5:15 am
tigerfan158@... writes: The idiot in Florida who planed to burn the Koran should be locked up for being stupid. Consider this: If the Muslims around...
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Mr.Natural
natural.mr642
Sep 13, 2010 4:36 pm
I've often wondered if the British are aware how many of us here in, "The Colonies", remember you are our mother country. We owe to you our language and much...
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NoGoodGods@...
daveaw692003
Sep 13, 2010 10:26 pm
I've often wondered if the British are aware how many of us here in, "The Colonies", remember you are our mother country. Most of us just regard you as a...
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Mr.Natural
natural.mr642
Sep 14, 2010 12:24 am
Ive been wondering about the source of my anxiety. It dawned on me yesterday that I am God and you should write your checks to me. ($10.00 at a pop is fine.)...
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tigerfan158@...
gatorsden999
Sep 14, 2010 12:24 am
We're in agreement! Let's have a marshmellow, hotdog roast by using all the so-called holy books for a huge bonfire. Tip a few glasses of beer, maybe smoke a...
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kaylee coats
sumluvlifilth
Sep 14, 2010 12:30 am
Would you like us to mail the daughters with the checks? I have a big box... ________________________________ From: Mr.Natural <natural.mr642@...> To:...
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kaylee coats
sumluvlifilth
Sep 14, 2010 12:30 am
Awesome ________________________________ From: "tigerfan158@..." <tigerfan158@...> To: FT-HUMOR@yahoogroups.com Sent: Mon, September 13, 2010...
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Mr.Natural
natural.mr642
Sep 14, 2010 12:47 am
Bless you my friend. Carry on. http://www.collider.com/2009/12/14/8-movie-clips-from-sherlock-holmes-starring-robert-downey-jr-and-jude-law/...
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Gene Ehrich
ygehrich
Sep 14, 2010 12:48 am
... I thought I was god. My church is the Church of Genianity Gene...
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Mr.Natural
natural.mr642
Sep 14, 2010 2:51 am
I have since found that toasters are God. Here's proof I actually found on the web. Thought I was the only one the did home experiments. "He said 'tentacle...
_sumluvlifilth@..._ (mailto:sumluvlifilth@...) writes: Would you like us to mail the daughters with the checks? I have a big box... If you need...
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Mr.Natural
natural.mr642
Sep 14, 2010 4:44 pm
In the name of the great "Allah" I could use a couple young nubile's to clean my apartment and take care of, um, other duties. In the name of Allah of course....
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Mr.Natural
natural.mr642
Sep 14, 2010 4:47 pm
Oh man that was so great I'm sending it out and will probably lose more friends. What amazes me is, why do I accept them, but, they not accept me?? More and...
