You have just received the UNC virus. As the school don't have any technology or programming experience, this virus works... THE REST OF THE WARNING: ...
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CBS sNEWS Release
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Jan 14, 2009 4:05 pm
Temps Drop To 40 Below Zero - Al Gore Nowhere To Be Found - Lynching Feared MORE: http://www.momurl.com/GlobalWarmingWarning/ Stay connected to the people that...
1739
CBS sNEWS Release
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Jan 15, 2009 3:30 pm
Dear Ben, I want a man who... Sarah Dear Ben: I want a man who... Yours, Sarah THE FULL LETTER: http://www.momurl.com/FunnyLoveLetter/ Stay connected to the...
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Professor Dr. Howdy
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Jan 15, 2009 3:53 pm
Dear Ben, I want a man who... Love, Sarah ******************** Dear Ben: I want a man who... Yours, Sarah THE FULL LETTER: ...
1741
Professor Dr. Howdy
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Jan 16, 2009 2:32 pm
Eleven students were clinging precariously to a wildly swinging rope suspended from a crumbling outcropping on Mount Everest. Ten were from UNC, one was from...
1742
ABC sNEWS Release
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Jan 16, 2009 2:57 pm
Why don't the UNC Tar Heels serve ice in their team's drink on the sidelines? ANSWER: http://www.momurl.com/UNCMountain/ This second mailing is sent out in...
1743
ABC sNEWS Release
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Jan 20, 2009 2:29 pm
WATCH VIDEO: http://www.momurl.com/WeGetBOToday/ Also Information About Obama Supporters, Gaza And Much More. There is more to 'T & H' than meets the casual...
1744
ABC sNEWS Release
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Jan 21, 2009 3:51 pm
Summer was nearing and the UNC English professor was asking the class about their planned vacations... She turned to a Senior and asked what he planned over...
1745
University Administra...
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Jan 21, 2009 4:09 pm
A UNC botanist claimed to have discovered a nomadic tree in the African jungle... THE REST OF THE STORY: http://www.momurl.com/UNCClassroom/ ... This second...
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University Administra...
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Jan 22, 2009 3:32 pm
A man is driving down a country road, when he spots a UNC grad who is a farmer standing in the middle of a huge field of grass. He pulls the car over to the...
1747
CBS sNEWS Release
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Jan 22, 2009 3:51 pm
1) Twice ten are six of us, six are but three of us. Nine are but four of us; What can we possibly be? Would you know more of us, twelve are but six of us. ...
1748
CBS sNEWS Release
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Jan 23, 2009 3:04 pm
ECNALUBMA (ek na lub' ma) n. THE REAL MEANING: http://www.momurl.com/UNCemergency/ Stay connected to the people that matter most with a smarter inbox. Take a...
1749
University Administra...
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Jan 23, 2009 3:31 pm
Party Quiz - (Print out for your next party) 1. What do you call Sitting Bull's daughter? 2. What's a young Oriental? 3. What's a city in outer space? 4. What...
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University Administra...
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Jan 26, 2009 1:56 pm
Two UNC grads were driving through Louisiana. As they were approaching the town of Natchitoches, they started arguing about the pronunciation of the name....
1751
University Administra...
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Jan 26, 2009 2:15 pm
It's Super Bowl Time again! The game itself is often a yawner and I rarely enjoy the half time show but many of the commercials of past years were some of...
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University Administra...
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Jan 27, 2009 2:39 pm
A UNC freshman named Elizabeth was nervous as she took the wheel for her first driving lesson. As she was pulling out of the parking lot, the instructor...
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University Administra...
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Jan 27, 2009 2:45 pm
A UNC freshman named Elizabeth was nervous as she took the wheel for her first driving lesson. As she was pulling out of the parking lot, the instructor...
1754
CBS sNEWS Release
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Jan 27, 2009 2:59 pm
A man went to visit his doctor. "Doctor, my arm hurts bad. Can you check it out please?", the man pleads. The doctor rolls up the man's sleeve and...
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University Administra...
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Jan 28, 2009 3:30 pm
A UNC student walked up to the university librarian to check out a book entitled "COMPREHENSIVE GUIDE FOR MOTHERS." When the librarian asked him if... THE...
1756
CBS sNEWS Release
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Jan 28, 2009 3:45 pm
Seafood Warning: http://www.momurl.com/ImportantSeafoodWarning/ Stay connected to the people that matter most with a smarter inbox. Take a look...
1757
CBS sNEWS Release
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Feb 2, 2009 1:34 pm
Why do UNC grads like to drive BMWs? THE ANSWER: http://www.momurl.com/UNCParking/ Stay connected to the people that matter most with a smarter inbox. Take a...
1758
University Administra...
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Feb 2, 2009 1:53 pm
Two mothers met for coffee. "Well Ruthie, how are the kids?" "To tell you the truth, my son has married a real tramp!" says Ruth. "She doesn't... "Oh! What...
1759
University Administra...
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Feb 2, 2009 1:59 pm
Two mothers met for coffee. "Well Ruthie, how are the kids?" "To tell you the truth, my son has married a real tramp!" says Ruth. "She doesn't... "Oh! What...
1760
University Administra...
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Feb 3, 2009 2:19 pm
A UNC grad goes to a job interview. One of the bosses says, "We'll give you 8 dollars an hour starting today, and in three months, We'll raise it to 12...
1761
ABC sNEWS Release
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Feb 3, 2009 2:45 pm
{Prof Howdy's New Home} SEE PICTURE: http://www.momurl.com/ItsAGreatDay/ {Prof Howdy On A Date} SEE PICTURE: http://www.momurl.com/ItsAGreatDay/ {This Blog's...
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Professor Dr. Howdy
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Feb 4, 2009 2:16 pm
Pneumonia: What you get after... THE DEFINITION: http://www.momurl.com/UNCdefinition/ 'Thought & Humor' *Blog Newspaper By Professor Dr. Howdy* *Click On Pic...
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Professor Dr. Howdy
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Feb 4, 2009 2:33 pm
See Cartoons: http://www.momurl.com/FunnyCartoons/ This second mailing is sent out in non-html because some ISPs censor, bowdlerize & expurgate from your mail...
1764
ABC sNEWS Release
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Feb 5, 2009 2:25 pm
A UNC grad stopped by a pizza shop one night and ordered a medium pizza. The Italian owner asked "How would you like that cut, in six or four pieces? HIS...
1765
ABC sNEWS Release
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Feb 5, 2009 2:50 pm
A noted psychiatrist was a guest at a UNC academic function, and his hostess naturally broached the subject in which the doctor was most at ease. "Would you...
1766
ABC sNEWS Release
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Feb 6, 2009 4:09 pm
A UNC freshman opened a box of animal crackers and spread them all over her desk. "What are you doing?" her room- mate asked. HER ANSWER: ...
