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A man approached a UNC student in Chapel Hill & asked, "What's the quickest way to Raleigh?" TheRestOfTheStory!!! http://ilovehowdy.blogspot.com/ Updated...
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Jan 2, 2006
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A UNC grad walks into a shoe store, and tries on a pair of shoes. "How do they feel?" asks the sales clerk. TheRestOfTheStory!!! ...
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Jan 4, 2006
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Q. What did the oceans say when they hadn't seen each other in years? Q. What kind of ring does a rabbit give to his girlfriend? Q. Who is Mr. Hippi's wife? Q....
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Jan 5, 2006
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A Swiss guy, looking for directions, pulls up at a bus stop where two Englishmen are waiting. "Entschuldigung, koennen Sie Deutsch sprechen?" he says. The two...
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Jan 6, 2006
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Legend has it that there is a coffee bar in Raleigh where, in the Ladies Room there is a very special mirror. If one stands in front of the mirror and tells...
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Jan 7, 2006
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A man went to the doctor complaining of insomnia. The doctor gave him a thorough examination, found absolutely nothing physically wrong with him, and then told...
Professor Howdy
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Jan 10, 2006
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Three UNC students went hunting. The first thing they did was to get permission to hunt on a friends wooded land. Their friend told them if they get lost......
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Jan 11, 2006
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Two UNC students decide to go duck hunting. Neither one of them has ever been duck hunting before and after several hours they still haven't bagged any. One...
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Jan 12, 2006
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Congratulating a friend after her son and daughter got married within a month of each other, a woman asked, "What kind of boy did your daughter marry?" ...
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Jan 13, 2006
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"Shopping In Detroit" Video WatchFunnyVideo!!! http://ilovehowdy.blogspot.com/ Updated frequently during the day!!! ************************ Be sure & read the...
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Jan 13, 2006
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The mother was having a hard time getting her daughter to go to school in the morning. "Nobody in school likes me," she complained... TheRestOfTheStory!!! ...
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Jan 16, 2006
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The stuff sent about Miss Lebanon and other filth was not from me!!! Howdy P.S. But I think you already know that......
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Jan 17, 2006
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A UNC grad traveling through the prairies of the USA stopped at a small town and went to a cafe. He stood at the end of the bar, ordered a coke, and lit up a...
Dr. Howdy
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Jan 17, 2006
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Two young men who had just graduated from UNC were excited and talkative about their future plans as they got into a taxi in downtown Chapel Hill. ...
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Jan 18, 2006
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A UNC student named Jill calls her friend Linda, Linda picks up the phone. Jill says "Do ya wanna go to the mall with me?" TheRestOfTheStory!!! ...
Professor Dr. Howdy
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Jan 20, 2006
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Two UNC students are walking down different ends of a street toward each other, and one is carrying a sack. When they meet, one says,"Hey Tommy Ray, what'cha ...
Professor Howdy
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Jan 21, 2006
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Two UNC students named Trish and Tina were walking down the street. Trish noticed a compact on the sidewalk and leaned down to pick it up. She opened it,...
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Jan 26, 2006
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I) I am very easily missed, and often overlooked, I come to some people, others must search, Once you find me you must take advantage, for I may be gone before...
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Jan 26, 2006
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A tour bus load full of noisy UNC students arrives at Runnymede, England. They gather around the guide who says, "This is the spot where the barons forced King...
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Jan 27, 2006
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Unsubscribe Instruction below: These words come from a recent memoir: "Kiss Me Like a Stranger." How many do you know? 1. patsy (n.) - A: desert flower. B:...
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Jan 27, 2006
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As migration approached, three elderly vultures doubted they would be able to make the trip south, so they decided to go by airplane. When they checked their...
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Jan 30, 2006
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The UNC math professor said, "Now class, we know there are 60 seconds in a minute, 60 minutes in an hour, 24 hours in a day, and 365 days in a year, so who can...
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Jan 31, 2006
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The other day a UNC grad had her car break down. The tow truck driver charged her $95.00 to take the car to the garage less than 3 miles away... ...
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Feb 2, 2006
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In America some say that Politics & Religion shouldn't mix! In the Muslim world, they mix in volatile ways - over cartoons!!! The timid American press is...
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Feb 3, 2006
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VENI, VIDI, VISA TheRestOfTheStory!!! http://ilovehowdy.blogspot.com/ Updated frequently during the day!!! ************************ Be sure & read the...
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Feb 6, 2006
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Why did the UNC student eat the candle? TheRestOfTheStory!!! http://ilovehowdy.blogspot.com/ Updated frequently during the day!!! ************************ Be...
Professor Far C. Ical
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Feb 8, 2006
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NEW INVENTIONS BY UNC GRADS TheRestOfTheStory!!! http://ilovehowdy.blogspot.com/ Updated frequently during the day!!! ************************ Be sure & read...
Professor Rid I. Culous
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Feb 9, 2006
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Two UNC students named Trish & Tina were walking down the street... TheRestOfTheStory!!! http://ilovehowdy.blogspot.com/ Updated frequently during the day!!! ...
Dr. Jocular, UNC Prof
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Feb 10, 2006
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The UNC medical student was shocked when he received a failing grade in radiology. Approaching the professor... TheRestOfTheStory!!! ...
Professor Raillery
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Feb 13, 2006
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12 Valentine Questions: 1) What did the boy elephant say to the girl elephant on Valentine's Day? 2) What did the boy bat say to the girl bat on Valentine's...
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Feb 14, 2006
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