Welcome aboard! As per Red Alert's security protocol, our little gathering has been restricted to the medbay, but for beings of our stature, there should be more than enough room.

To view the various submissions, just hang a left at the far end of the room and make your way into Ratchet's office. He's got a whole system set up to view the Files for our convenience. Be sure to thank him, hm?

If you'd rather have a chat with Evelyn or Cafei, head for the door in the far right corner of the room. It's a bit of a hike, but you'll be able to pass on any Messages to the girls that you've been itching to share. Lord knows, a little human interaction will do them good.

Of course, before you do anything, be sure to check out the poster beside the main entrance, compliments of Cafei's pilfered art supplies. (Don't tell Sunstreaker.) It's a little messy, sure, but have a look anyway. Go on. You know you want to...

Rules To Live By

aka How To Avoid Being Stepped On

1. Play Nice. When you're less than knee-high to your hosts, pleases and thank yous go a long way.

2. Keep It Clean. Meaning 'watch your language', not 'don't mess up the medbay'... though of course, the second applies as well.

3. Speak Clearly. No txt tlk, please, and certainly no l33t. The mechs have a hard enough time with basic English slang. Let's not make it harder on them.

4. Don't: ask Wheeljack about his inventions, enter the lab when Wheeljack is in residence, enter the lab when Wheeljack is not in residence, ask Ratchet how to curse in Cybertronian (see rule #2), stand in doorways, eat the food, touch Energon (the glowy pink stuff), ask for rides, get underfoot, or leave the medbay.

More to be added later.