PARTY QUIZ 1) I just sit here, watching the time pass me by; The strange thing is I don't have any eyes. Sometimes I have a mustache with uneven sides; Other...
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Jul 5, 2005 1:43 pm
A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store, but couldn't find one big enough for her family. She asked a stock boy, "Son, do these...
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Jul 6, 2005 1:40 pm
A UNC student was hitchhiking back to school on a very dark and stormy night. The night was getting on and no cars went by. Suddenly he saw a car roll slowly...
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Jul 7, 2005 2:49 pm
<<<Cowardly Terrorist Attack: HERE>>> http://ilovehowdy.blogspot.com/ *********************** Is USA Next??? http://ilovehowdy.blogspot.com/ ...
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Jul 8, 2005 1:47 pm
Howdy's favorite TV show is back on tonight!!! <<<Find out which one: HERE>>> http://ilovehowdy.blogspot.com/ *********************** CyberRiddle Here:...
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Jul 11, 2005 2:26 pm
E-Mail Hoax <<<Find out more: HERE>>> http://ilovehowdy.blogspot.com/ *********************** This is so sad. Every once in a while a graphic picture of a road...
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Jul 12, 2005 2:48 am
Q. What did the limestone say to the geologist? <<<Find answer: HERE>>> http://ilovehowdy.blogspot.com/ *********************** I can be used daily. I come in...
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Jul 13, 2005 1:05 pm
NASA NO LONGER REMEMBERS WHY IT LAUNCHED SPACE PROBE <<<Find answer: HERE>>> http://ilovehowdy.blogspot.com/ *********************** A UNC student named Jill...
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Jul 14, 2005 2:21 pm
Funny Roommate Video <<<Video: HERE>>> http://ilovehowdy.blogspot.com/ *********************** Did you happen to hear about the UNC student who wanted to sign...
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Jul 15, 2005 2:20 pm
In the middle of the table is a round food tray with five kinds of fruits in it. They are: A. Apple B. Banana C. Strawberry D. Peach E. Orange Which fruit will...
A newly hired nurse listened while the doctor was yelling, "Typhoid! Tetanus! Measles!" She asked another nurse, "Why is he going on like that?" <<<Answer:...
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Jul 20, 2005 1:35 pm
The Chapel Hill police arrested two UNC students the other day. <<<Here's What Happened: HERE>>> http://ilovehowdy.blogspot.com/ *********************** "How...
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Jul 21, 2005 12:26 pm
Recently, while I was on a shopping trip in a department store in Chapel Hill, I heard a UNC student talking to her roommate on the down escalator. <<<She...
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Jul 22, 2005 12:37 pm
Q: Did you hear about the UNC student who stood in front of a mirror with her eyes closed? <<<She Said: HERE>>> http://ilovehowdy.blogspot.com/ ...
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Jul 23, 2005 1:42 pm
Soon after my wife and I met, she mentioned how she really wished that she could afford a riding lawnmower. She was a single gal that worked all day and was...
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Jul 25, 2005 12:46 pm
A UNC grad goes to the doctor and tells him that he hasn't been feeling well. The doctor examines him, leaves the room and comes back with three different...
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Jul 26, 2005 12:32 pm
In a small business office in Chapel Hill, N.C., they have an answering machine that instructs callers to leave their name and address, and to spell any...
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Jul 27, 2005 12:32 pm
While attending a convention in Chapel Hill, three psychiatrists take a walk. "People are always coming to us with their guilt and fears," one says, "but we...
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Jul 28, 2005 12:41 pm
I couldn't find my luggage at the airport baggage area. So I went to the lost luggage office and told the woman there that my bags never showed up. Find our...
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Jul 29, 2005 12:50 pm
A sheriff walks into a saloon and shouts for everyone's attention. "Has anyone seen Jake?" "What's he look like?", asks one shoddy-looking cowboy. Answer!!! ...
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Jul 30, 2005 12:47 pm
A fellow took a UNC student to the movies. During the pre- views, she asked him if he would go and buy her some M & M's. Find our the rest of the story... ...
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Aug 1, 2005 1:52 pm
~ Nobody will ever win the Battle of the Sexes. There's just too much... Answer!!! http://ilovehowdy.blogspot.com/ Updated frequently during the day!!! ...
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Aug 2, 2005 1:34 pm
Letter From A Farm Kid - Now At Paris Island Marine Corps Recruit Depot . Dear Ma and Pa: I am well. Hope you are. Tell Brother Walt and Brother Elmer that the...
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Aug 3, 2005 12:54 pm
TOP 10 UNC INVENTIONS Here!!! http://ilovehowdy.blogspot.com/ Updated frequently during the day!!! *********************** English Non-Sense There is no egg in...
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Aug 4, 2005 12:35 pm
"Doctor!" whined the UNC student, "I keep seeing spots before my eyes." Here!!! http://ilovehowdy.blogspot.com/ Updated frequently during the day!!! ...
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Aug 5, 2005 12:13 pm
One day, a hubby decided to wash his sweatshirt. Seconds after he stepped up to the washing machine, he shouted to his wife, "Honey, what setting do I use on...
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Aug 6, 2005 1:42 pm
A lifeboat was called out to rescue a yacht in trouble. The coast guard, trying to get the yacht's location, called it on the radio. "What is your position? ...
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Aug 8, 2005 12:58 pm
How can a pregnant woman tell that she's carrying a future lawyer? Answer!!! http://ilovehowdy.blogspot.com/ Updated frequently during the day!!! ...
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Aug 9, 2005 12:23 pm
A young UNC grad met her maiden aunt downtown for lunch one afternoon and during the meal, the older woman asked her niece to deposit a paycheck for her at the...
