Subject: Daily Joke ~ Four fathers

Four expectant fathers were in a Minneapolis hospital waiting room while their
wives were in labor.
The nurse arrived and proudly announced to the first man, "Congratulations, sir.
You're the father of twins!"

"What a coincidence! I work for the Minnesota Twins Baseball team!"

Later the nurse returned and congratulated the second father on the birth of his
triplets.

"Wow! That's incredible! I work for the 3M Corporation."

An hour later, the nurse returned to congratulate the third man on the
birth of his quadruplets. Stunned, he barely could reply, "I don't believe it! I
work for the Four Seasons Hotel!"
After this, everyone turned to the fourth guy who had just fainted. The nurse
rushed to his side. As he slowly gained consciousness,
they could hear him mutter over and over, "I should never have taken that job at
7-Eleven. I should never have taken that job at 7-Eleven.
I should never have taken that job....

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>|Two men, one American and an Indian were sitting in a bar drinking shot
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>The Indian man said to the American, 'You know my parents are forcing me to get
>married to this so called homely girl from a village whom I haven't
>even met once.' We call this arranged marriage. I don't want to marry a
>woman whom I don't love.... I told them that openly and now have a hell lot
>of family problems.'
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>The American said, talking about love marriages... I'll tell you my story.
>I married a widow whom I deeply loved and dated for 3 years. 'After a
>couple of years, my father fell in love with my step-daughter and married
>her, so my father became my son-in-law and I became my father's
>father-in-law.
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>Legally now my daughter is my mother and my wife my grandmother.
>More problems occurred when I had a son. My son is my father's brother and so
he
>is my uncle.
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>Situations turned worse when my father had a son. Now my father's son,
>my brother is my grandson. Ultimately, I have become my own grand father and
>I am my own grandson.. And you say you have family problems...
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Polish Divorce
A Polish man moved to the USA and married an American girl.
Although his English was far from perfect,they got along very well.
One day he rushed into a lawyer's office
and asked him if he could arrange a divorce for him.
The lawyer said that getting a divorcewould depend on the circumstances,
and asked him the following questions:

Have you any grounds?
Yes, an acre and half and nice little home.

No, I mean what is the foundation of this case?
It made of concrete.

I don't think you understand.
Does either of you have a real grudge?
No, we have carport, and not need one.

I mean what are your relations like?
All my relations still in Poland.

Is there any infidelity in your marriage?
We have hi-fidelity stereo and good DVD player.

Does your wife beat you up?
No, I always up before her.

Is your wife a nagger?
No, she white.

Why do you want this divorce?
She going to kill me.

What makes you think that?
I got proof.

What kind of proof?
She going to poison me.
She buy a bottle at drugstore and put on shelf in bathroom.
I can read, and it say:


~~~Polish Remover~~~












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my take on this incident...it could have been simple to give the hostage taker 
what he wants??"his job back" he was not asking for anything "big", no money, no
plane???no prisoner exchange?? but to correct the alledges mishandling of his
dismissal?this was so simple....why, why was it so difficult for PNP to make a
simple decision???but Mendoza is still liable for hostage taking its a criminal
offense, jail time ito and again dismissal...dont blame the media..,the
brother...either the president....but the police who handled the
situation.....Sana lang si President Aquino was there to talk some senses to
Mendoza...."MAYBE" it could have been a different story....wala sanang
namatay...jb

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Subject: Fw: : Recall Notice  - this is great!!!


 

Subject: Fw: : Recall Notice - this is great!!!







 
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>>>RECALL NOTICE:
>The Maker of all human beings (GOD) is recalling all units manufactured,
>regardless of make or year, due to a serious defect in the primary and central
>component of the heart.
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>This is due to a malfunction in the original prototype units code named Adam
and
>Eve, resulting in the reproduction of the same defect in all subsequent units.
>This defect has been technically termed "Sub-sequential Internal Non-Morality,
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>or more commonly known as S.I.N., as it is primarily expressed. 
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>Some of the symptoms include: 
>1. Loss of direction 
>2. Foul vocal emissions 
>3. Amnesia of origin 
>4. Lack of peace and joy 
>5. Selfish or violent behavior 
>6. Depression or confusion in the mental component 
>7. Fearfulness 
>8. Idolatry 
>9. Rebellion
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>The Manufacturer, who is neither liable nor at fault for this defect, is
>providing factory-authorized repair and service free of charge to correct this
>defect.
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>>The Repair Technician, JESUS, has most generously offered to bear the entire
>>burden of the staggering cost of these repairs. There is no additional fee
>>required.
>>The number to call for repair in all areas is: P-R-A-Y-E-R. 
>>Once connected, please upload your burden of SIN through
>>the REPENTANCE procedure. Next, download ATONEMENT from the Repair
>>Technician, Jesus, into the heart component. 
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>>No matter how big or small the SIN defect is, Jesus will replace it with: 
>>1. Love 
>>2. Joy 
>>3. Peace 
>>4. Patience 
>>5. Kindness 
>>6. Goodness 
>>7. Faithfulness 
>>8. Gentleness 
>>9. Self control 
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>>Please see the operating manual, the B.I.B.L.E. (Basic Instructions Before
>>Leaving Earth) for further details on the use of these fixes. 
>>WARNING: Continuing to operate the human being unit without correction voids
any
>>manufacturer warranties, exposing the unit to dangers and problems too
numerous
>>to list and will result in the human unit being permanently impounded. For
free
>>emergency service, call on Jesus. 
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>>DANGER: The human being units not responding to this recall action will have
to
>>be scrapped in the furnace. The SIN defect will not be permitted to enter
Heaven
>>so as to prevent contamination of that facility. Thank you for your
attention! 
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>>- GOD 
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>>P.S. Please assist where possible by notifying others of this important recall
>>notice, and you may contact the Father any time by 'Knee mail'!  
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>>Because He Lives!
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Subject: FW: A PUNJABI LAWYER'S LETTER TO HIS WIFE






Date: Mon, 30 Aug 2010 22:26:29 -0400
From: rbtorres57@...
Subject: A PUNJABI LAWYER'S LETTER TO HIS WIFE
To: r.b.torres@...









You will enjoy reading this piece













































A Punjabi lawyer working in UK wrote to his wife in India...

Dear Sunita Darling,
I can't send you my salary this month because the global market crisis has
affected my Company's performance, so I am sending 100 kisses. You are my
sweetheart, please adjust.

Your loving husband,
JITA SINGH


His wife replied...


TINKU KE PAPPA  (Dear Tinku’s Dad),

Thanks for the 100 kisses, Below is the list of expenses I paid with the
Kisses...:

1. The Milk man agreed on 2 kisses for one month's milk.

2. The electricity man agreed not to disconnect only after 7 kisses.

3. Your landlord Balkar Singh comes every day to take 2 or 3 kisses instead of
the monthly rent.

4. Supermarket owner Jaswant Singh did not accept kisses only, so I gave him
other items, I hope you understand..

5. Miscellaneous expenses 40 kisses.

Please don't worry about me, I still have a balance of 35 kisses and I hope I
can survive the month using this balance...
Shall I plan the same for the next month?

Your Sweet Heart,

Sunita



NEVER MESS WITH WOMEN

Subject: FW: : THE FILIPINO TODAY...Please pass this on.....



BRAVO ! MABUHAY ANG FILIPINO ! PLS. FORWARD !
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> The Filipino today
> By Alex Lacson
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> After the August 23 hostage drama, there is just too much negativity about and
against the Filipino.
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> “It is difficult to be a Filipino these days”, says a friend who works in
Hongkong. “Nakakahiya tayo”, “Only in the Philippines” were some of the
comments lawyer Trixie Cruz-Angeles received in her Facebook. There is this
email supposedly written by a Dutch married to a Filipina, with 2 kids, making a
litany of the supposed stupidity or idiocy of Filipinos in general. There was
also this statement by Fermi Wong, founder of Unison HongKong, where she said
– “Filipino maids have a very low status in our city”. Then there is this
article from a certain Daniel Wagner of Huffington Post, wherein he said he sees
nothing good in our country’s future.
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> Clearly, the hostage crisis has spawned another crisis – a crisis of faith
in the Filipino, one that exists in the minds of a significant number of
Filipinos and some quarters in the world.
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> It is important for us Filipinos to take stock of ourselves as a people – of
who we truly are as a people. It is important that we remind ourselves who the
Filipino really is, before our young children believe all this negativity that
they hear and read about the Filipino.
>
> We have to protect and defend the Filipino in each one of us.
>
> The August 23 hostage fiasco is now part of us as Filipinos, it being part now
of our country’s and world’s history. But that is not all that there is to
the Filipino. Yes, we accept it as a failure on our part, a disappointment to
HongKong, China and to the whole world.
>
> But there is so much more about the Filipino.
>
> In 1945, at the end of World War II, Hitler and his Nazi had killed more than
6 million Jews in Europe. But in 1939, when the Jews and their families were
fleeing Europe at a time when several countries refused to open their doors to
them, our Philippines did the highly risky and the unlikely –thru President
Manuel L Quezon, we opened our country’s doors and our nation’s heart to the
fleeing and persecuted Jews. Eventually, some 1,200 Jews and their families made
it to Manila. Last 21 June 2010, or 70 years later, the first ever monument
honoring Quezon and the Filipino nation for this “open door policy” was
inaugurated on Israeli soil, at the 65-hectare Holocaust Memorial Park in Rishon
LeZion, Israel.
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> The Filipino heart is one of history’s biggest, one of the world’s rare
jewels, and one of humanity’s greatest treasures.
>
> In 2007, Baldomero M. Olivera, a Filipino, was chosen and awarded as the
Scientist for the Year 2007 by Harvard University Foundation, for his work in
neurotoxins which is produced by venomous cone snails commonly found in the
tropical waters of Philippines. Olivera is a distinguished professor of biology
at University of Utah, USA. The Scientist for the Year 2007 award was given to
him in recognition to his outstanding contribution to science, particularly to
molecular biology and groundbreaking work with conotoxins. The research
conducted by Olivera’s group became the basis for the production of commercial
drug called Prialt (generic name – Ziconotide), which is considered more
effective than morphine and does not result in addiction.
> The Filipino mind is one of the world’s best, one of humanity’s great
assets.
>
> The Filipino is capable of greatness, of making great sacrifices for the
greater good of the least of our people. Josette Biyo is an example of this.
Biyo has masteral and doctoral degress from one of the top universities in the
Philippines – the De La Salle University (Taft, Manila) – where she used to
teach rich college students and was paid well for it. But Dr Biyo left all that
and all the glamour of Manila, and chose to teach in a far-away public school in
a rural area in the province, receiving the salary of less than US$ 300 a month.
When asked why she did that, she replied “but who will teach our children?”
In recognition of the rarity of her kind, the world-famous Massachusetts
Institute of Technology (MIT) in the United States honoured Dr Biyo a very rare
honor – by naming a small and new-discovered planet in our galaxy as
“Biyo”.
>
> The Filipino is one of humanity’s best examples on the greatness of human
spirit!
>
> Efren Penaflorida was born to a father who worked as a tricycle driver and a
mother who worked as laundrywoman. Through sheer determination and the help of
other people, Penaflorida finished college. In 1997, Penaflorida and his friends
formed a group that made pushcarts (kariton) and loaded them with books, pens,
crayons, blackboard, clothes, jugs of water, and a Philippine flag. Then he and
his group would go to the public cemetery, market and garbage dump sites in
Cavite City – to teach street children with reading, math, basic literacy
skills and values, to save them from illegal drugs and prevent them from joining
gangs. Penaflorida and his group have been doing this for more than a decade.
Last year, Penaflorida was chosen and awarded as CNN Hero for 2009.
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> Efren Penaflorida is one of the great human beings alive today. And he is a
Filipino!
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> Nestor Suplico is yet another example of the Filipino’s nobility of spirit.
Suplico was a taxi driver In New York. On 17 July 2004, Suplico drove 43 miles
from New York City to Connecticut, USA to return the US$80,000 worth of jewelry
(rare black pearls) to his passenger who forgot it at the back seat of his taxi.
When his passenger offered to give him a reward, Suplico even refused the
reward. He just asked to be reimbursed for his taxi fuel for his travel to
Connecticut. At the time, Suplico was just earning $80 a day as a taxi driver.
What do you call that? That’s honesty in its purest sense. That is decency
most sublime. And it occurred in New York, the Big Apple City, where all kinds
of snakes and sinners abound, and a place where – according to American
novelist Sydney Sheldon – angels no longer descend. No wonder all New York
newspapers called him “New York’s Most Honest Taxi Driver”. The New York
City Government also held a ceremony to officially acknowledge his noble deed.
The Philippine Senate passed a Resolution for giving honors to the Filipino
people and our country.
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> In Singapore, Filipina Marites Perez-Galam <http://pinoykaba.com/?p=1517> ,
33, a mother of four, found a wallet in a public toilet near the restaurant
where she works as the head waitress found a wallet containing 16,000
Singaporean dollars (US $11,000). Maritess immediately handed the wallet to the
restaurant manager of Imperial Herbal restaurant where she worked located in
Vivo City Mall. The manager in turn reported the lost money to the mall’s
management. It took the Indonesian woman less than two hours to claim her lost
wallet intended for her son’s ear surgery that she and her husband saved for
the medical treatment. Maritess refused the reward offered by the grateful owner
and said it was the right thing to do.
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> The Filipina, in features and physical beauty, is one of the world’s most
beautiful creatures! Look at this list – Gemma Cruz became the first Filipina
to win Miss International in 1964; Gloria Diaz won as Miss Universe in 1969;
Aurora Pijuan won Miss International in 1970; Margie Moran won Miss Universe in
1973; Evangeline Pascual was 1st runner up in Miss World 1974; Melanie Marquez
was Miss International in 1979; Ruffa Gutierrez was 2nd runner up in Miss World
1993; Charlene Gonzalez was Miss Universe finalist in 1994; Mirriam Quiambao was
Miss Universe 1st runner up in 1999; and last week, Venus Raj was 4th runner up
in Miss Universe pageant.
>
> I can cite more great Filipinos like Ramon Magsaysay, Ninoy Aquino, Leah
Salonga, Manny Pacquaio, Paeng Nepomuceno, Tony Meloto, Joey Velasco, Juan Luna
and Jose Rizal. For truly, there are many more great Filipinos who define who we
are as a people and as a nation – each one of them is part of each one of us,
for they are Filipinos like us, for they are part of our history as a people.
>
> What we see and hear of the Filipino today is not all that there is about the
Filipino. I believe that the Filipino is higher and greater than all these that
we see and hear about the Filipino. God has a beautiful story for us as a
people. And the story that we see today is but a fleeting portion of that
beautiful story that is yet to fully unfold before the eyes of our world.
>
> So let’s rise as one people. Let’s pick up the pieces. Let’s ask for
understanding and forgiveness for our failure. Let us also ask for space and
time to correct our mistakes, so we can improve our system.
>
> To all of you my fellow Filipinos, let’s keep on building the Filipino great
and respectable in the eyes of our world – one story, two stories, three
stories at a time – by your story, by my story, by your child’s story, by
your story of excellence at work, by another Filipino’s honesty in dealing
with others, by another Pinoy’s example of extreme sacrifice, by the faith in
God we Filipinos are known for.
>
> Every Filipino, wherever he or she maybe in the world today, is part of the
solution. Each one of us is part of the answer. Every one of us is part of the
hope we seek for our country. The Filipino will not become a world-class citizen
unless we are able to build a world-class homeland in our Philippines.
>
> We are a beautiful people. Let no one in the world take that beauty away from
you. Let no one in the world take away that beauty away from any of your
children! We just have to learn – very soon – to build a beautiful country
for ourselves, with an honest and competent government in our midst.
>
> Mga kababayan, after reading this, I ask you to do two things.
>
> First, defend and protect the Filipino whenever you can, especially among your
children. Fight all this negativity about the Filipino that is circulating in
many parts of the world. Let us not allow this single incident define who the
Filipino is, and who we are as a people. And second, demand for good leadership
and good government from our leaders. Question both their actions and inaction;
expose the follies of their policies and decisions. The only way we can perfect
our system is by engaging it. The only way we can solve our problem, is by
facing it, head on.
>
> We are all builders of the beauty and greatness of the Filipino. We are the
architects of our nation’s success.
>
> To all the people of HK and China, especially the relatives of the victims, my
family and I deeply mourn with the loss of your loved ones. Every life is
precious. My family and I humbly ask for your understanding and forgiveness.
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> I hope this writing will reach all Filipinos around the world.
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Unusual Funeral
  A woman was leaving a convenience store with her morning coffee when she
noticed a most unusual funeral procession approaching the nearby cemetery.
  A long black hearse was followed by a second long black hearse about 50
feet behind the first one. Behind the second hearse was a solitary woman
walking a pit bull on a leash. Behind her, a short distance back, were about
200 women walking single file.
  The woman was so curious that she respectfully approached the woman walking
the dog and said, "I am so sorry for your loss, and I know now is a bad time
to disturb you, but I have never seen a funeral like this. Whose funeral is
it?"
  "My husband's."
  "What happened to him?"
  The woman replied, "My dog attacked and killed him."
  She inquired further, "Well, who is in the second hearse?"
  The woman answered, "My mother-in-law. She was trying to help my husband
when the dog turned on her."
  A poignant and thoughtful moment of silence passed between the two women.
  "Can I borrow the dog?"
  "Get in line."

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Subject: RE: Just for Laughs






  These should put a smile on your face, have a good laugh!


W e are getting older.

Garage Door
The boss walked into the office one morning not knowing his zipper was down
and his fly area wide open. His assistant walked up to him and said, 'This
morning when you left your house, did you close your garage door?' The boss
told her he knew he'd closed the garage door, and walked into his office
puzzled by the question.
As he finished his paperwork, he suddenly noticed his fly was open, and
zipped it up. He then understood his assistant's question about his 'garage
door.'
He headed out for a cup of coffee and paused by her desk to ask, 'When my
garage door was open, did you see my Hummer parked in there?'
She smiled and said, 'No, I didn't. All I saw was an old minivan with two
flat tires.'


An elderly gentleman...
Had serious hearing problems for a number of years.. He went to the doctor
and the doctor was able to have him fitted for a set of hearing aids that
allowed the gentleman to hear 100%
The elderly gentleman went back in a month to the doctor and the doctor said,
'Your hearing is perfect. Your family must be really pleased that you can
hear again.'
The gentleman replied, 'Oh, I haven't told my family yet.  I just sit around
and listen to the conversations. I've changed my will three times!'


Two elderly gentlemen from a retirement center were sitting on a bench under
a tree when one turns to the other and says: 'Slim, I'm 83 years old now and
I'm just full of aches and pains. I know you're about my age. How do you
feel?'
Slim says, 'I feel just like a newborn baby.'
'Really!? Like a newborn baby!?'
'Yep. No hair, no teeth, and I think I just wet my pants..'


An elderly couple had dinner at another couple's house, and after eating, the
wives left the table and went into the kitchen.
The two gentlemen were talking, and one said, 'Last night we went out to a
new restaurant and it was really great. I would recommend it very highly.'
The other man said, 'What is the name of the restaurant?'
The first man thought and thought and finally said, 'What is the name of that
flower you give to someone you love?
You know... The one that's red and has thorns.'
'Do you mean a rose?'
'Yes, that's the one,' replied the man. He then turned towards the kitchen
and yelled, 'Rose, what's the name of that restaurant we went to last night?'



Hospital regulations require a wheel chair for patients being discharged.
However, while working as a student nurse, I found one elderly gentleman
already dressed and sitting on the bed with a suitcase at his feet, who
insisted he didn't need my help to leave the hospital.
After a chat about rules being rules, he reluctantly let me wheel him to the
elevator.
On the way down I asked him if his wife was meeting him.
'I don't know,' he said.. 'She's still upstairs in the bathroom changing out
of her hospital gown.'


Couple in their nineties are both having problems remembering things. During
a checkup, the doctor tells them that they're physically okay, but they might
want to start writing things down to help them remember.
Later that night, while watching TV, the old man gets up from his chair.
'Want anything while I'm in the kitchen?' he asks
'Will you get me a bowl of ice cream?'
'Sure.'
'Don't you think you should write it down so you can remember it?' she asks.

'No, I can remember it.'
'Well, I'd like some strawberries on top, too. Maybe you should write it
down, so's not to forget it?'
He says, 'I can remember that. You want a bowl of ice cream with
strawberries.. '
'I'd also like whipped cream. I'm certain you'll forget that, write it down?'
she asks.
Irritated, he says, 'I don't need to write it down, I can remember it! Ice
cream with strawberries and whipped cream - I got it, for goodness sake!'
Then he toddles into the kitchen. After about 20 minutes,
The old man returns from the kitchen and hands his wife a plate of bacon and
eggs. She stares at the plate for a moment.
'Where's my toast ?'

A senior citizen said to his eighty-year old buddy:
'So I hear you're getting married?'
'Yep!'
'Do I know her?'
'Nope!'
'This woman, is she good looking?'
'Not really.'
'Is she a good cook?'
'Naw, she can't cook too well.'
'Does she have lots of money?'
'Nope! Poor as a church mouse.'
'Well, then, is she good in bed?'
'I don't know.'
'Why in the world do you want to marry her then?'
'Because she can still drive!'

Three old guys are out walking.
First one says, 'Windy, isn't it?'
Second one says, 'No, it's Thursday!'
Third one says, 'So am I. Let's go get a beer.'

A man was telling his neighbor, 'I just bought a new hearing aid. It cost me
four thousand dollars, but it's state of the art. It's perfect.'
'Really,' answered the neighbor . 'What kind is it?'
'Twelve thirty.'


Morris, an 82 year-old man, went to the doctor to get a physical.
A few days later, the doctor saw Morris  walking down the street  with a
gorgeous young woman on his arm.
A couple of days later, the doctor spoke to Morris and said, 'You're really
doing great, aren't you?'
Morris replied, 'Just doing what you said, Doc: 'Get a hot mamma and be
cheerful.''
The doctor said, 'I didn't say that. I said, 'You've got a heart murmur; be
careful.'


One more. . .!


A little old man shuffled slowly into an ice cream parlor and pulled himself
slowly, painfully, up onto a stool.. After catching his breath, he ordered a
banana split.
The waitress asked kindly, 'Crushed nuts?'
'No,' he replied, 'Arthritis.'



DON'T LAUGH SO MUCH, YOU'RE ALMOST THERE!!!!

http://csimanagement.it/mas5.html

Keep this in mind the next time you are about to repeat a rumour.

In ancient Greece (469 - 399 BC), Socrates was widely lauded for his wisdom.

One day an acquaintance ran up to him excitedly and said,
"Socrates, do you know what I just heard about Diogenes?"

"Wait a moment," Socrates replied,
"Before you tell me I'd like you to pass a little test. It's called the Triple
Filter Test."

'Triple filter?" asked the acquaintance.

"That's right," Socrates continued, "Before you talk to me about Diogenes let's
take a moment to filter what you're going to say. The first filter is Truth.
Have you made absolutely sure that what you are about to tell me is true?"

"No," the man said, "Actually I just heard about it."

"All right," said Socrates, "So you don't really know if  it's true or not. Now
let's try the second filter, the filter of Goodness. Is what you are about to
tell me about Diogenes something good?"

"No, on the contrary..."

"So," Socrates continued,




"You want to tell me something about Diogenes that may be bad, even though
you're not certain it's true?"

The man shrugged, a little embarrassed. Socrates continued,
"You may still pass the test though, because there is a third filter, the filter
of Usefulness. Is what you want to tell me about Diogenes going to be useful to
me?"

"No, not really."

"Well," concluded Socrates,
"If what you want to tell me may be neither True nor Good nor even Useful, why
tell it to me or anyone at all?"

The man was bewildered and ashamed.

This is an example of why Socrates was a great philosopher and held in such high
esteem.

It also explains why Socrates never found out that Diogenes was sleeping with
his wife!!!

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