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A young man dies and goes to Heaven, where he finds he is third in line at the
Pearly Gates. St. Peter is taking a much-needed break, so an angel is admitting
the newly arrived to Heaven. The angel tells the three new arrivals that because
so many drug dealers and other criminals have managed to sneak into Heaven that
St. Peter must now be a little stricter with the screening process. Each person
is required to state his former occupation and tell his or her yearly salary.
The first man in line says, "I was an actor, and I earned $1 million last year."
The angel says, "Okay, you may enter." He turns to the woman in line and asks
her about her life. She states, "I earned $150,000 as an attorney." The angel
thinks for a moment and then lets her in, too. He turns to the third one in line
and asks, "What have you done with your life?" The man replies, "I earned $8,000
last year . . ." "Oh," the angel interrupts. "What did you teach?"
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