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Two guys were standing inside a building of a local theme park. They
were looking outside, and it was an extremely windy day.

The area's custodian, the one who had the job of sweeping up debris,
was a very small woman (4'10"& 90 lbs) and she was having a rough
time trying not to be blown away.

When she asked her manager what she should do, he replied: "You have
a warm down jacket don't you? Well put rocks in all the pockets!"

Then a minister, who was standing nearby, suggested she say a little
prayer to ask the Lord to help her cope with the wind.

The park clown then sugggesed she could kill two birds with one stone
by saying the prayer she said each night. He said, "You know, the one
that goes: 'Now I weigh me down to sweep...'"


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