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A witness to an automobile accident was testifying. The following exchange took
place between the lawyer and the witness: The lawyer: "Did you actually see the
accident?" The witness: "Yes, sir." The lawyer: "How far away were you when the
accident happened?" The witness: "Thirty-one feet, six and one quarter inches."
The lawyer (thinking he'd trap the witness): "Well, sir, will you tell the jury
how you knew it was exactly that distance?" The witness: "Because when the
accident happened I took out a tape and measured it. I knew some stupid lawyer
would ask me that question."

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