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Three old sisters - 92, 94 and 96-years-old, respectively, all lived
together. One day, the oldest drew a bath. She put one foot in the
water, paused, then called downstairs to her sisters, "Am I getting
in the tub or out of the tub?"

The middle sister started up the stairs to help, then paused and
called back downstairs, "Was I going up or coming down the stairs?"

The youngest sister, who was sitting at the kitchen table having tea,
said, "I guess I'll have to help. I hope I never get that
forgetful!" and knocked on wood. She got up, paused and
called, "I'll come up as soon as I see who's at the door."


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