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DR. SEUSS:
Did the chicken cross the road?
Did he cross it with a toad?
Yes! The chicken crossed the road,
but why it crossed, I've not been told!


ERNEST HEMINGWAY:
To die. In the rain.


MARTIN LUTHER KING, JR.:
I envision a world where all chickens will be free to cross roads
without having their motives called into question.


GRANDPA:
In my day, we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Someone
told us that the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough
for us.


ARISTOTLE:
It is the nature of chickens to cross the road.


KARL MARX:
It was a historical inevitability.


RONALD REAGAN:
What chicken?


CAPTAIN JAMES T. KIRK:
To boldly go where no chicken has gone before.


FOX MULDER:
You saw it cross the road with your own eyes. How many more chickens
have to cross before you believe it?


BILL GATES:
I have just released eChicken 98, which will not only cross roads,
but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your
checkbook -- and Internet Explorer is an inextricable part of
eChicken.


EINSTEIN:
Did the chicken really cross the road or did the road move beneath
the chicken?

BILL CLINTON:
I did not cross the road with THAT chicken. What do you mean by
chicken? Could you define chicken please?

THE BIBLE:
And God came down from the heavens,
And He said unto the chicken,
"Thou shalt cross the road."
And the chicken crossed the road, and there was much rejoicing.

COLONEL SANDERS:
Damn, I missed one?


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