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Last night I played a blank tape at full blast. The mime next door
went nuts.

Just think how much deeper the ocean would be if sponges didn't live
there.

If a cow laughs, does milk come out her nose?

Whatever happened to Preparations A through G?

If olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from?

I went for a walk last night and my kids asked me how long I'd be
gone. I said, "The whole time."

After eating, do amphibians need to wait an hour before getting OUT
of the water?

I just got skylights put in my place. The people who live above me
are furious.

Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?

Whose cruel idea was it for the word "lisp" to have an "s" in it?

Why are they called buildings, when they're already finished?
Shouldn't they be called builts?

What would a chair look like if your knees bent the other way?

If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around to see it, do the
other trees make fun of it?

When I erase a word with a pencil, where does it go?

How come Superman could stop bullets with his chest, but always
ducked when someone threw a gun at him?

Why do they wait until a pig is dead to "cure" it?

What do little birdies see when they get knocked unconscious?

Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?


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