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Thanks to Lois for this one...

This guy was lonely, and decided life would be more fun if he had a
pet. So he went to the pet store and told the owner that he wanted to
buy an unusual pet. After some discussion, he finally bought a
centipede which came in a little white box to use for his house.

He took the box back home, found a good location for the box, and
decided he would start off by taking his new pet to the bar to have a
beer or two. So he asked the pet, "Would you like to go to Sam's with
me and have a beer?"

But there was no answer from his new pet.

This bothered him a bit, but he waited a few minutes and then asked
him again, "How about going to the bar and having a drink with me?"

But again, there was no answer from his new friend and pet. So he
waited a few minutes more, thinking about the situation. He decided
to ask him one more time; this time putting his face up against
the centipede's house and shouting, "Hey, in there! Would you like to
go to Sam's place and have a drink with me?"

A little voice came out of the box: "I heard you the first time! I'm
putting on my shoes."


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