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The Master of the house is comfortably installed in an armchair in
the library, reading a newspaper.
Suddenly, John, his butler rips the door open and shouts, "Sir, the
Thames is flooding the streets!"
The Master looks up calmly from the newspaper and says, "John,
please. I have already told you before, if you do have something
important to tell me, first knock on the door, then enter and
inform me, in a quiet and civilised manner, about the issue. Now
please, do so."
John apologises and closes the door behind him. Three seconds later,
the Master hears a knock on the door.
"Yes?"
John partially enters the room and with a gesture one would make when
welcoming and ushering in somebody and water flowing over his shoes,
he announced, "Sir, the Thames."
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