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Thanks to Lois for this selection of religious jokes...

A father was approached by his small son, who told him proudly, "I
know what the Bible means!" His father smiled and replied, "What do
you mean, you 'know' what the Bible means?" The son replied, "I do
know!" "Okay," said his father. "So, son, what does the Bible
mean?" "That's easy, Daddy. It stands for Basic Information Before
Leaving Earth."

There is the story of a person who got up one Sunday and announced to
his congregation: I have good news and bad news. The good news is, we
have enough money to pay for our new building program. The bad news
is, it's still out there in your pockets.

While driving in Pennsylvania, a family caught up to an Amish
carriage. The owner of the carriage obviously had a sense of humor,
because attached to the back of the carriage was a hand printed
sign... Energy efficient vehicle. Runs on oats and grass. Caution: Do
not step in exhaust.

A Sunday School teacher began her lesson with a question "Boys and
girls, what do we know about God?" A hand shot up in the air. "He is
an artist!" said the kindergarten boy. "Really? How do you know?" the
teacher asked. "You know - Our Father, who does art in Heaven... "


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