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Thanks to Lois for this one...

As a new bride, Aunt Edna moved into the small home on her husband's
ranch near Snowflake. She put a shoe box on a shelf in her closet and
asked her husband never to touch it.

For 50 years Uncle Jack left the box alone, until Aunt Edna was old
and dying.

One day when he was putting their affairs in order, he found the box
again and thought it might hold something important.

Opening it, he found two doilies and $82,500 in cash. He took the box
to her and asked about the contents. "My mother gave me that box the
day we married," she explained. "She told me to make a doily to help
ease my frustrations every time I got mad at you."

Uncle Jack was very touched that in 50 years she'd only been mad at
him twice.

"What's the $82,500 for?" he asked.

"Oh, well that's the money I've made selling the doilies."


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