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Thanks again to Lois for this one (if you have a joke you'd like to
share send it to jokes@... for review)...

My first job was working in an orange juice factory, but I got
canned...couldn't concentrate.

After that I tried to be a tailor, but I just wasn't suited for
it...mainly because it was a so-so job.

Then I tried to be a chef -- figured it would add a little spice to
my life, but I just didn't have the thyme.

Next I tried working in a muffler factory but that was too exhausting.

I managed to get a good job working for a pool maintenance company,
but the work was just too draining.

I attempted to be a deli worker, but any way I sliced it, I couldn't
cut the mustard.

Then I worked in the woods as a lumberjack, but I just couldn't hack
it, so they gave me the ax.

Next was a job in a shoe factory; I tried but I just didn't fit in.

So then I got a job in a workout center, but they said I wasn't fit
for the job.

After many years of trying to find steady work I finally got a job as
a historian until I realized there was no future in it.

I studied a long time to become a doctor, but I didn't have any
patience.

My best job was being a musician, but eventually I found I wasn't
noteworthy.

I became a professional fisherman, but discovered that I couldn't
live on my net income.

My last job was working at Starbucks, but I had to quit because it
was always the same old grind.

SO I RETIRED AND FOUND I'M PERFECT FOR THE JOB!


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