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Thanks to Lois for this one...


THE NEW YEAR'S DIET

Twas the month after Christmas, and all through the house, Nothing
would fit me, not even a blouse.

The cookies I'd nibbled, the eggnog I'd taste, At the holiday
parties, had gone to my waist.

When I got on the scales, there arose such a number! When I walked to
the store, (less a walk than a lumber).

I'd remember the marvelous, meals I'd prepared; The gravies and
sauces, and beef nicely rared,

The wine and the rum balls, the bread and the cheese, And the way I'd
never said, "No, thank you, please."

As I dressed myself, in my husband's old shirt, And prepared once
again, to do battle with dirt,

I said to myself, as I only can "You can spend a winter disguised as
a man!"

So-away with the last, of the sour cream dip, Get rid of the fruit
cake, every cracker and chip.

Every last bit of food, that I like must be banished Till all the
additional, ounces have vanished.

I won't have a cookie, not even a lick. I'll want only to chew, on a
long celery stick.

I won't have hot biscuits,, or corn bread, or pie, I'll munch on a
carrot, and quietly cry.

I'm hungry, I'm lonesome, and life is a bore- But isn't that what,
January is for?

Unable to giggle, no longer a riot. Happy New Year to all, and to all
a good diet!


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