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A plane is on its way to Montreal when a blonde in Economy Class gets
up and moves to the First Class section and sits down. The flight
attendant watches her do this and asks to see her ticket. She then
tells the blonde that she paid for Economy and that she will have to
sit in the back.

The blonde replies: "I'm blonde, I'm beautiful, I'm going to Montreal
and I'm staying right here."

The flight attendant goes into the cockpit and tells the pilot and
copilot that there is some blonde bimbo sitting in First Class that
belongs in Economy and won't move back to her seat. The copilot goes
back to the blonde and tries to explain that because she only paid
for Economy she will have to leave and return to her seat.

The blonde replies: "I'm blonde, I'm beautiful, I'm going to Montreal
and I'm staying right here."

The copilot tells the pilot that he probably should have the police
waiting when they land to arrest this blonde woman that won't listen
to reason.

The pilot says: I'll handle this. I'm married to a blonde. I have
learned to speak 'blonde'.

He goes back to the blonde, whispers in her ear, and without question
she gets up and moves back to her seat in the Economy section. The
flight attendant and copilot are amazed and asked him what he said to
make her move without any fuss.

"I told her First Class isn't going to Montreal."

(Credit: RStamba)


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