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Two complete strangers, a man and a woman, are traveling my train. To
their total bewilderment and disappointment, the two learn that all
of the compartments are full except for one.

After getting over their embarrassment, the man decides to get the
top bunk and the woman gets the bottom bunk. They quickly fall
asleep. Half way through the night, the man wakes up, taps the woman
on the shoulder, and says, "I'm cold. Can you go get me a blanket?"

The woman says, "Just for tonight, how about we pretend that we're
married?" The man, surprised but pleased, says, "OK!"

Then the woman replies, "All right, now get up and get your own damn
blanket!"


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