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Seymour was a good and pious man, and when he passed away, the Lord
himself greeted him at the pearly gates of heaven.

"Hungry, Seymour?" the Lord asked.

"I could eat," said Seymour.

The Lord opened a can of tuna, and they shared it. While eating this
humble meal, Seymour looked down into Hell and noticed the
inhabitants devouring enormous steaks, pheasant, pastries and vodka.

The next day, the Lord again asked Seymour if he was hungry, and
Seymour again said, "I could eat."

Once again, a can of tuna was opened and shared, while down below
Seymour noticed a feast of caviar, champagne, lamb, truffles, brandy
and chocolates.

The following day, mealtime arrived and another can of tuna was
opened. Meekly, Seymour said, "Lord, I am very happy to be in heaven
as a reward for the good life I lived. But, this is heaven, and all I
get to eat is tuna. But in the Other Place, they eat like Kings. I
just don't understand."

"To be honest, Seymour," the Lord said, "for just two people, does it
really pay to cook?"


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