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* The Romans did not create a great empire by having meetings, they
did it by killing all those who opposed them.

* If you can stay calm, while all around you is chaos.....then you
probably haven't completely understood the seriousness of the
situation.

* Aim Low, Reach Your Goals, Avoid Disappointment.

* Doing a job RIGHT the first time gets the job done. Doing the job
WRONG fourteen times gives you job security.

* Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.

* Artificial Intelligence is no match for Natural Stupidity

* A person who smiles in the face of adversity.....probably has a
scapegoat.

* Plagiarism saves time.

* If at first you don't succeed, try management.

* Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether.

* TEAMWORK.....means never having to take all the blame yourself.

* Never underestimate the power of very stupid people in large groups.

* INDECISION is the key to FLEXIBILITY.


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