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A bartender is sitting behind the bar on a typical day, when the door
bursts open and in come four exuberant blondes. They come up to the
bar, order five bottles of champagne and ten glasses, take their
order over and sit down at a large table. The corks are popped, the
glasses are filled and they begin toasting and chanting, "51 days, 51
days, 51 days!"

Soon, three more blondes arrive, take up their drinks and the
chanting grows."51 days, 51 days, 51 days!" Two more blondes show up
and soon their voices are joined in raising the roof. "51 days, 51
days, 51 days!"

Finally, the tenth blonde comes in with a picture under her arm. She
walks over to the table, sets the picture in the middle and the
table erupts. Up jump the others, they begin dancing around the
table, exchanging high-fives, all the while chanting "51 days, 51
days, 51 days!" The bartender can't contain his curiosity any
longer, so he walks over to the table. There in the center is a
beautifully framed child's puzzle of the Cookie Monster. When the
frenzy dies down a little bit, the bartender asks one of the
blondes, "What's all the chanting and celebration about?"

The blonde who brought in the picture pipes up, "Everyone thinks that
blondes are dumb and they make fun of us. So, we decided to set the
record straight. Ten of us got together, bought that puzzle and put
it together. . .the side of the box said 2-4 years, but we put it
together in 51 days!"


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