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"MARRIAGE is a great institution. I'm just not ready for an
institution."

I recently read that LOVE is entirely a matter of chemistry. That
must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste. -David Bissonette

I've sometimes thought of marrying, and then I've thought again. -
Noel Coward, 1956

When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let
him keep her. -Sacha Guitry

Eighty percent of married men cheat in America. The rest cheat in
Europe. Jackie Mason

MARRIAGE is like a cage; one sees the birds outside desperate to get
in, and those inside desperate to get out. -Montaigne

After MARRIAGE, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they
just can't face each other, but still they stay together. -Hemant
Joshi

MARRIAGE is a three-ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and
suffering.

MARRIAGE is not a word; it is a sentence.

MARRIAGE is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. Second
MARRIAGE is the triumph of hope over experience.

MARRIAGE is when a man and woman become as one; the trouble starts
when they try to decide which one.

Before MARRIAGE, a man yearns for the woman he loves. After
MARRIAGE, the 'Y' becomes silent.

If you want your spouse to listen and pay strict attention to every
word you say, talk in your sleep.


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