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This is the story of two elderly people living in a Florida mobile
home park. He was a widower and she a widow. They had known one
another for a number of years. Now, one evening there was a community
supper in the big activity center. These two were at the same table,
across from one another. As the meal went on, he made a few admiring
glances at her and finally gathered up his courage to ask her, "Will
you marry me?" After about six seconds of 'careful consideration,'
she answered. "Yes, Yes, I will." The meal ended and with a few more
pleasant exchanges, they went to their respective places. Next
morning, he was troubled. Did she say 'yes' or did she say 'no'? He
couldn't remember. Try as he would, he just could not recall. Not
even a faint memory. With trepidation, he went to the telephone and
called her. First, he explained to her that he didn't remember as
well as he used to. Then he reviewed the lovely evening past. As he
gained a little more courage, he then inquired of her, "When I asked
if you would marry me, did you say 'Yes' or did you say 'No'?" He
was delighted to hear her say, "Why, I said, 'Yes, yes I will' and I
meant it with all my heart." Then she continued, "And I am so glad
that you called, because I couldn't remember who had asked me."


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