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"My parents have been there for me. Ever since I was about seven.'
DAVID BECKHAM

"I would not be bothered if we lost every game, as long as we won the
league.' MARK VIDUKA

"We lost because we didn't win."
RONALDO

"I've had 14 bookings this season
- eight of which were my fault, but seven of which were disputable."
PAUL GASCOIGNE

"I'd like to play for an Italian club, like Barcelona." MICK DRAPER

"It was like the ref had a brand new yellow card and wanted to see if
it worked."

"Without being too harsh on David Beckham, he cost us the match."

"Leeds is a great club and it's been my home for years, even
though I live in Middlesbrough."

"I can see the carrot at the end of the tunnel." STEWART PEARCE

"I couldn't settle in Italy - it was like living in a foreign
country." IAN RUSH

"Germany are a difficult team to play... they had 11 internationals
out there today."

"One accusation you can't throw at me is that I've always done my
best." ALAN SHEARER

"Sometimes in football you have to score goats." THIERRY HENRY

"Winning doesn't really matter as long as you win." VINNY JONES

"Alex Ferguson is the best manager I've ever had at this level. Well,
he's the only manager I've actually had at this level." DAVID BECKHAM


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