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A man who is driving a car is stopped by a police officer. The man
says: "What's the problem, officer?"

Officer: "You were going at least 75mph in what is a 55mph limit."

Man: "No, sir, I was going 60mph."

Wife: "Oh, Harry. You were going 80mph." The man gives his wife a
dirty look.

Officer: "I'm also going to give you a ticket for your broken brake
light."

Man: "Broken brake light? I didn't know about a broken brake light."

Wife: "Oh, Harry, you've known about that brake light for weeks." The
man gives his wife another dirty look.

Officer: "I'm also going to give you a ticket for not wearing your
seat belt."

Man: "Oh, I just took it off when you were walking up to the car."

Wife: "Oh, Harry, you never wear your seat belt." This time he turns
to his wife and shouts: "Please shut your big mouth!"

At this, the officer turns to the woman and says: "Excuse me, madam,
does your husband talk to you like this all the time?''

The wife replies: "Only when he's drunk."


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