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Why did the chicken cross the road?

DR. SEUSS:
Did the chicken cross the road?
Did he cross it with a toad?
Yes! The chicken crossed the road,
but why it crossed, I've not been told!


ERNEST HEMINGWAY:
To die. In the rain.


MARTIN LUTHER KING, JR.:
I envision a world where all chickens will be free to cross roads
without having their motives called into question.


GRANDPA:
In my day, we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Someone
told us that the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough
for us.


ARISTOTLE:
It is the nature of chickens to cross the road.


KARL MARX:
It was a historical inevitability.


RONALD REAGAN:
What chicken?


CAPTAIN JAMES T. KIRK:
To boldly go where no chicken has gone before.


FOX MULDER:
You saw it cross the road with your own eyes. How many more chickens
have to cross before you believe it?


BILL GATES:
I have just released eChicken XP, which will not only cross roads, but
will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your
checkbook
-- and Internet Explorer 6 is an inextricable part of eChicken.


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