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A man walks in the front door of a bar. He is obviously drunk, and
staggers up to the bar, seats himself on a stool and, with a belch,
asks the bartender for a drink. The bartender politely informs the
man that it appears that he has already had plenty to drink, he
could not be served additional liquor at this bar, and could a cab
be called for him?

The drunk is briefly surprised, then softly scoffs, grumbles, climbs
down off the bar stool and staggers out the front door. A few
minutes later, the same drunk stumbles in the SIDE door of the bar.
He wobbles up to the bar and hollers for a drink. The bartender
comes over and, still politely - but more firmly, refuses service to
the man due to his inebriation, and again offers to call a cab. The
drunk looks at the bartender for a moment angrily, curses, and shows
himself out the side door, all the while grumbling and shaking his
head.

A few minutes later, the same drunk bursts in through the BACK door
of the bar. He plops himself up on a bar stool, gathers his wits and
belligerently orders a drink. The bartender comes over and
emphatically reminds the man that he is clearly drunk, will be
served no drinks, and either a cab or the police will be called
immediately.

The surprised drunk looks at the bartender, and in hopeless anguish,
cries, "MAAAN! How many bars do you work at?"


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