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Men are like.....Placemats. They only show up when there's food
on the table.
Men are like.....Mascara. They usually run at the first sign of
emotion.
Men are like.....Bike helmets. Handy in an emergency, but otherwise they
just look silly.
Men are like.....Government bonds. They take so long to mature.
Men are like.....Lava lamps. Fun to look at, but not all that bright.
Men are like.....Bank accounts. Without a lot of money, they
don't generate much interest.
Men are like.....High heels. They're easy to walk on once you get
the hang of it.
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