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A man is passing a butcher's shop and sees a sign:

Special Offer - Brains
Cow brains $1/pound
Sheep brains $2/pound
Pig brains $2/pound
Doctor brains $50/pound
Engineer brains $50/pound
Programmer brains $50/pound
Lawyer brains $1000/pound

He goes into the shop and says to the butcher, “Excuse me, I couldn't help
noticing your sign. I suppose the cow brains are so much cheaper than the other
brains because cows are so common.”

“That's right,” says the butcher.

“And,” continues the man, “I suppose the lawyer brains are so much more
expensive than the other brains because they are such high quality.”

“Not at all,” says the butcher “do you know how many lawyers you gotta kill to
get a pound of brain?”


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