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A rabbi and a priest get into a car accident and it's a bad one. Both cars are
totally
demolished, but, amazingly, neither of the clerics is hurt. After they crawl out
of their
cars, the rabbi sees the priest's collar and says, “So you're a priest. I'm a
rabbi. Just look at
our cars. There's nothing left, but we are unhurt. This must be a sign from God.
God must have meant that we should meet and be friends and live together in
peace the
rest of our days.”
The priest replies, “I agree with you completely. This must be a sign from God.”
The rabbi continues, “And look at this. Here's another miracle. My car is
completely
demolished but this bottle of Mogen David wine didn't break. Surely God wants us
to
drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune.” Then he hands the bottle to the
priest.
The priest agrees, takes a few big swigs, and hands the bottle back to the
rabbi. The rabbi
takes the bottle, immediately puts the cap on, and hands it back to the priest.
The priest
asks, “Aren't you having any?”
The rabbi replies, “No, I think I'll wait for the police.”

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