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As the pastor shook hands with the congregation leaving the church, a little boy
looked
up with a closed fist said, “Here, I have something for you.” The pastor opened
his hand
and the little boy dropped a quarter in the pastor's hand. Not wanting to hurt
the boy's
feelings he simply smiled and said, “Thank you.”
Well, it did not end, the next Sunday and the next -- the same thing. Finally,
the pastor
could not take it any more; he had to know what was up. He called the boy aside
and
talked with him, “I really appreciate the gifts but why are you doing it?”
“Well,” said the boy, “I just wanted to help you --- my dad says you are the
poorest
preacher we have ever had.”

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