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A desperate young mother had two incorrigible boys. Having exhausted all
suggestions
for controlling the little hellions, she tried one last approach: she took them
to the
meanest preacher in town for a lecture.
First, the older boy was admitted into the stern minister's study.
Glaring at the boy from behind the desk, the preacher waited a few moments, then
challenged the boy: “Young man, where is God?”
The boy was stunned to silence.
The preacher rose part way out of his chair and repeated the question, “I asked
you,
Where Is God?”
The boy began to quake with dread; this was no ordinary lecture for being bad!
Stepping around from behind the desk, the impassioned preacher now shouted his
question, “WHERE IS GOD!?”
At this, the boy leaped from his chair and bolted out the door, running headlong
into his
little brother.
“What's wrong? What's the matter?” his brother asked.
“It's awful! The church has LOST GOD and they're BLAMING US!”

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