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IN THE BEGINNING
In the Beginning, God created heaven and the earth. Quickly he was faced with a
class
action suit for failure to file an environmental impact statement. He was
granted a
temporary permit for the project, but was stymied with a cease and desist order
for the
earthly part.
Appearing at the hearing, God was asked why he began his earthly project in the
first
place. He replied that he just liked to be creative. Then God said, “Let there
be light,”
and immediately the officials demanded to know how the light would be made.
Would
there be strip mining?
What about thermal pollution? God explained that the light would come from a
huge ball
of fire. God was granted provisional permission to make light, assuming that no
smoke
would result from the ball of fire; that he would obtain a building permit; and
to conserve
energy, would have the light out half the time. God agreed and said he would
call the
light “Day” and the darkness “Night”. Officials replied that they were not
interested in
semantics.
God said, “Let the earth bring forth green herb and such as many seed.” The EPA
agreed
so long as native seed was used. Then God said, “Let waters bring forth creeping
creatures having life; and the fowl that may fly over the earth.”
Officials pointed out this would require approval from the Department of Game
coordinated with the Heavenly Wildlife Federation and the Audubon Society.
Everything was fine until God said he wanted to complete the project in six
days.
Officials said it would take at least 200 days to review the application and
impact
statement. After that there would be a public hearing lasting 10-12
months.
At this point God created Hell.

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