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An Army Ranger was on vacation in the depths of Louisiana and he wanted a pair
of
genuine alligator shoes in the worst way, but was very reluctant to pay the high
prices the
local vendors were asking.
After becoming very frustrated with the “no haggle” attitude of one of the
shopkeepers,
the Ranger shouted, “Maybe I'll just go out and get my own alligator, so I can
get a pair
of shoes made at a reasonable price!”
The vendor said, “By all means, be my guest. Maybe you will run into a couple of
Marines who were in here earlier saying the same thing.”
So the Ranger headed into the bayou that same day and a few hours later came
upon two
men standing waist deep in the water. He thought, “Those must be the two Marines
the
guy in town was talking about.” Just then, the Ranger saw a tremendously long
gator,
swimming rapidly underwater towards one of the Marines.
Just as the gator was about to attack, the Marine grabbed its neck with both
hands and
strangled it to death with very little effort. Then both Marines dragged it on
shore and
flipped it on its back. Lying nearby were several more of the creatures.
One of the Marines then exclaimed, “Darn, this one doesn't have any shoes
either!”

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