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Three men of the cloth -- a Catholic priest, a Baptist minister and a Rabbi --
were
counting collections taken during services for the week. They were trying to
come up
with an equitable way to divide the money between God (the two churches and one
synagogue) and themselves (the clerics' weekly income).
The priest was the first to speak: “I know what! I'll draw a line down the
middle of the
sanctuary, toss the money up in the air, and whatever falls on the right side of
the line is
for God and whatever falls on the left side is for us.”
The Baptist minister cried, “No! No! No! I'll draw a circle in the middle of the
sanctuary,
toss the money up in the air, and whatever falls inside the circle is for God
and whatever
falls outside the circle is for us.”
The Rabbi then asked the two other men to accompany him outside. There he
offered this
suggestion: “What I would do with the money is this: Toss it up in the air, and
whatever
God catches is His and whatever falls on the ground is ours.”


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