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Jesus, Moses, and an old man are playing golf.
Moses tees up and hits his ball into the water trap. Nonplussed, he goes over to
the lake,
parts the water with his club, and hits the ball onto the green.
Jesus tees up next, and also manages to land in the water trap, where the ball
curiously
floats. So he walks down to the lake, across the water, and hits his ball out
onto the
green.
Last to tee up is the old man, whose ball heads straight for the water also. As
the ball hits
the surface of the water, a fish jumps up and swallows it and is immediately
grabbed by
an eagle, which deposits the fish on the green. The ball shoots out of the
fish's mouth and
rolls into the cup.
Jesus turns around and says, “Nice shot, Dad, but would you quit messing around
and
play golf?”

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