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The Devil and Jesus decide that they are going to have a computer-programming
contest.
God counts down. . . 3, 2, 1, Go! and they begin typing and programming
furiously.
After a while, a tremendous lightning flash and thunder erupt and the power goes
off and
the contest is stopped.
After power is restored, God asks to see what the Devil has programmed and the
Devil
responds, “C’mon God, the power went out we lost everything.”
God walks over to Jesus' computer and asks to see what he has done and Jesus
hits a key
and glorious graphics scroll across the screen and a multimedia routine kicks in
and the
Devil just looks on dumbfounded. He asks how could that be, the power went off.
God replied, “Jesus saves!”

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