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A minister dies and is waiting in line at the Pearly Gates. Ahead of
him is a guy who's dressed in sunglasses, a loud shirt, leather
jacket, and jeans.

Saint Peter addresses this guy, "Who are you, so that I may know
whether or not to admit you to the Kingdom of Heaven?"

The guy replies, "I'm Joe Cohen, taxi-driver, of New Yawk City."

Saint Peter consults his list. He smiles and says to the taxi-
driver, "Take this silken robe and golden staff and enter the Kingdom
of Heaven."

The taxi-driver goes into Heaven with his robe and staff, and it is
then the minister's turn. He stands erect and booms out, "I am Peter
Finnster, pastor of Saint Michael's for the last forty-three years."

Saint Peter consults his list. He says to the minister, "Take this
cotton robe and wooden staff and enter the Kingdom of Heaven."

"Just a minute," says the minister. "That man was a taxi-driver and
he gets a silken robe and golden staff. How can this be?"

"Up here, we work by results," says Saint Peter. "While you preached,
people slept; while he drove, people prayed."


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