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A new soldier was on sentry duty at the main gate. His orders were clear. No car
was to
enter unless it had a special sticker on the windshield. A big Army car came up
with a
general seated in the back. The sentry said, “Halt, who goes there?”
The chauffeur, a corporal, says, “General Wheeler.”
“I’m sorry, I can’t let you through. You’ve got to have a sticker on the
windshield.”
The general said, “Drive on!”
The sentry said, “Hold it! You really can’t come through. I have orders to shoot
if you
try driving in without a sticker.”
The general repeated, “I’m telling you, son, drive on!”
The sentry walked up to the rear window and said, “General, I’m new at this. Do
I shoot
you or the driver?”

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