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As US tourists in Israel, a man and his wife were sitting outside a Bethlehem
souvenir
shop, waiting for fellow tourists. An Arab salesman approached them, arm loaded
with
belts.
After an impassioned sales talk yielded no results, he asked where they were
from.
“America,” the husband replied.
Looking at her dark hair and olive skin, the Arab responded, “She's not from the
States.”
“Yes, I am,” said the wife. He looked at her and asked, “Is he your husband?"
"Yes," she
replied.
Turning to the husband, he offered, “I'll give you 100 camels for her.” The
husband
looked stunned, and there was a long silence. Finally he replied, “She's not for
sale.”
After the salesman left, the somewhat indignant wife asked her husband what took
him so
long to answer, to which the husband replied, “I was trying to figure out how to
get 100
camels back home.”

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