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A very happy couple, on the eve of their wedding day, is killed by two stray
bullets in a robbery gone bad. At the pearly gates they approach St. Peter and
ask, “Please, sir, we were just about to be married, is there any way we can
have the ceremony up here?” “Well,” St. Peter replies, “It's never been done but
I'll check into it.” Two hundred years pass and St. Peter calls up the couple
and says, “Okay, you can get married now.” A couple of months pass and the happy
couple isn’t so happy anymore. “Please, St. Peter,” the man complains, “my wife
is driving me insane. If we weren't dead already I'd have to kill her.” “Okay,
okay,” St. Peter replies, “I'll see what I can do.” A thousand years pass and
St. Peter tracks down the bitterly feuding couple again to share the good news.
“That's great sir,” the man exclaims, “but why did it take so long to get
married and even longer to divorce?” “Well,” St. Peter replies, “it usually
takes a long time for a priest to grow old and die. How often do you think a
lawyer gets up here?”

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