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A group of friends who prided themselves on their IQ (maybe MENSA
members) set out to have a contest of wits. Each person in turn
asked a question and anyone who volunteered an answer that was wrong
dropped out. If no one could answer, the questioner himself had to
answer and if he was wrong, he dropped out. Each dropout had to put
$5 into the pot.

Eventually the contenders left were Thompson and Brown, matching
erudition for erudition for a good half hour.

Finally Thompson said, "How does a gopher dig a hole without leaving
a mound of sand at the lip?"

Brown thought about that and said, "I can't answer that. However,
since it's your question, you had better answer it."

Thompson said coolly, as he reached for the accumulated pile of
bills, "Easy. The gopher starts at the bottom of the hole and that's
where he leaves the sand."

"Hold on," said Brown heatedly, grasping Thompson's wrist to prevent
him from taking the pot. "How does the gopher get to the bottom of
the hole in the first place?"

"That's your question," said Thompson as he took the money.


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