*********************************************************************
DO YOU LOVE PETS AND ANIMALS?
Then you'll love Petwarmers! It's FREE and emailed to folks like you
who
enjoy original short stori
es on how our favorite animals touch our lives. Start your day on the
right foot (or paw)!
Visit: http://www.petwarmers.com/join
*********************************************************************


A little old lady is sitting in the violin section, fumbling for
notes in a difficult key signature. After a few minutes the conductor
becomes so enraged that he hits her on the head with his music
stand, and the poor old dear dies instantly. Not surprisingly, he is
convicted and put on death row. Just before he is to be electrocuted,
his last request is for 12 pounds of bananas, which he devours. They
strap him into the chair, flip the switch, and he just sits there,
smiling. According to tradition, this is considered a reprieve from
God and he is freed.

Somehow he gets his old job back, and he is happily conducting the
orchestra when the trumpet player goes sharp. Enraged, he lunges out
with his baton, skewering the offender's neck and killing him. Again,
he is convicted and sent to death row. He again eats the 12 pounds of
bananas, and lo and behold, the electricity does not harm him. This
time the executioner cleans the contacts, makes him sit in a bucket
of water; he tries everything - but the conductor won't die. So
again, he is set free.

Amazingly he regains his job. It takes him 1 day to lose his temper
and beat to death a trombonist. He returns to death row, eats the
bananas, and survives the electrocution. At this point, the
executioner can take no more - his professional pride has been hurt.

Before setting our friend free again, he asks him his secret -"What
is it with the bananas?"

"Oh, the bananas have nothing to do with it," replies our
friend. "I'm just a bad conductor."


*********************************************************************
~*~*~*~*~ The Rave Recipes ~*~*~*~*~
Hungry?? Like to cook?? Need recipes??
Tired of hearing NOT THAT AGAIN!!
Special Diet?? We LOVE Special requests!!
Delivered SEVEN days a week to your inbox.
recipes-subscribe@...<a
href="http://www.egroups.com/group/TheRaveRecipes
*********************************************************************